G'Mornin!
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G'Mornin!
Sun's about to come up on Day 3.
So this is what WC Fields meant about feeling the best you're going to feel all day?
Go for my assessment in the next couple hours to get into the IOP program. This should be funny.
Counselor: Let's talk about your drinking
BDT: I'm a drunk
Counselor: What are your goals?
BDT: To quit being a drunk
Counselor: How much do you drink?
BDT: Nothing since Sunday. Can we move on?
Yeah. BDT's blunt. Anybody gone through these assessments? I swear if this clown asks about my feelings I'll hurl.
Anyway, Good Morning!
So this is what WC Fields meant about feeling the best you're going to feel all day?
Go for my assessment in the next couple hours to get into the IOP program. This should be funny.
Counselor: Let's talk about your drinking
BDT: I'm a drunk
Counselor: What are your goals?
BDT: To quit being a drunk
Counselor: How much do you drink?
BDT: Nothing since Sunday. Can we move on?
Yeah. BDT's blunt. Anybody gone through these assessments? I swear if this clown asks about my feelings I'll hurl.
Anyway, Good Morning!
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Join Date: Mar 2010
Posts: 261
I think your goals will change as you move on day to day. Drinking was only a symptom of my true problem which was myself. You learn to improve yourself so that you avoid those symptoms or at least learn to deal with them. However, one day at a time and as long as you are sober today, you will have done at least one thing right. Hope everything goes well.
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Sun's about to come up on Day 3.
So this is what WC Fields meant about feeling the best you're going to feel all day?
Go for my assessment in the next couple hours to get into the IOP program. This should be funny.
Counselor: Let's talk about your drinking
BDT: I'm a drunk
Counselor: What are your goals?
BDT: To quit being a drunk
Counselor: How much do you drink?
BDT: Nothing since Sunday. Can we move on?
Yeah. BDT's blunt. Anybody gone through these assessments? I swear if this clown asks about my feelings I'll hurl.
Anyway, Good Morning!
So this is what WC Fields meant about feeling the best you're going to feel all day?
Go for my assessment in the next couple hours to get into the IOP program. This should be funny.
Counselor: Let's talk about your drinking
BDT: I'm a drunk
Counselor: What are your goals?
BDT: To quit being a drunk
Counselor: How much do you drink?
BDT: Nothing since Sunday. Can we move on?
Yeah. BDT's blunt. Anybody gone through these assessments? I swear if this clown asks about my feelings I'll hurl.
Anyway, Good Morning!
Good Luck.
And no they won't move on, and your feelings will be questioned, all for the greater good:-)
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