Buttered
Buttered
You know that petty crap that is really unimportant but it gets on your nerves like ants on a potato chip? Last week it was the butter. I buy unsalted butter. I got into the habit when I was baking a lot. Weeeeeell, Dino didn't want butter on his waffles because I buy the wrong kind of butter. Fine. Whatever. Like there's not enough salt in the waffles to make up for it. As if. And all that.
Considering that the butter was so abhorent to his sensibilities, I have a mystery on my hands. Dino has been gone for a couple of days now (see poem), so I can't ask him this. I know all you folks can do is guess, but hey... I like the way you speculate. Please be as preposterous as possible.
WHY are there little black beard hairs in my butter?
Considering that the butter was so abhorent to his sensibilities, I have a mystery on my hands. Dino has been gone for a couple of days now (see poem), so I can't ask him this. I know all you folks can do is guess, but hey... I like the way you speculate. Please be as preposterous as possible.
WHY are there little black beard hairs in my butter?
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He just shaved. He really wanted some butter on his sweet roll. He knew he made a fuss over it and was trying to figure out how to use some without you knowing. He stood over the butter staring at it and rubbing is chin thinking up a scheme. He couldn't think of anything so he walked away leaving the forensic evidence in the butter.
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The first thing I thought of was that Dino burned his toast and then used your abhorrent, salt-free butter on it.
Then again, he may have run out of shaving cream and lathered up with Land'O Lakes.
If we were playing Clue it would be...
Dino...in the bathroom...with the stick of salt-free butter.
Peace,
Gabe
Then again, he may have run out of shaving cream and lathered up with Land'O Lakes.
If we were playing Clue it would be...
Dino...in the bathroom...with the stick of salt-free butter.
Peace,
Gabe
ROFL!!!!
ow ow ow!!!!
I mean... if you hadn't read the rest of the thread.... think about it.
ooooh... I can't breathe!!! :lol
ow ow ow!!!!
Dino...in the bathroom...with the stick of salt-free butter.
ooooh... I can't breathe!!! :lol
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