I would have to be really mad...
I would have to be really mad...
...to post this right out on a forum where Dino could see it. :wife
Moonlight
A Love Poem by smoke gets in my eyes
"It's awfully quiet." Dino said.
"Recovery's a rut.
I'm needing some excitement
and I think I'll show my butt."
"I'll be a little drunky.
I'll smoke a little pot.
I won't bathe and get funky
And claim I just forgot."
"And smoke... she just looks too serene.
She must be getting bored.
To goose her I believe I'll smoke
nonstop where clothes are stored."
"And if that doesn't get her
I'll make sure she has clues
That I have spent her money
on mary j. and booze."
There never was a prouder guy
when showing his behind.
He'd gaily grin when thinking
of the ass he could supply.
"Oh let me just bend over
and drop my pants for you.
I'm sure you'll quite appreciate
the hairy scarey view."
But something different happened
when Dino's pants were down.
He smelled a something burning
and his grinner made a frown.
And then he was a jumpin',
a dancin' and afire!
"How dare you set aflame
the very ass you should admire!!!"
Now Smokey closed her Zippo
And shyly she said "GEE...
You're such a gallant derrierre
to do this all for me."
"Since you're Mister Romantic
I knew you'd think it right
That there should be more than a moon...
there should be bright moon light!"
Now Dino couldn't argue.
It really seemed to fit,
this brilliant flaming tribute.
But, it made it hard to.... sit.
Moonlight
A Love Poem by smoke gets in my eyes
"It's awfully quiet." Dino said.
"Recovery's a rut.
I'm needing some excitement
and I think I'll show my butt."
"I'll be a little drunky.
I'll smoke a little pot.
I won't bathe and get funky
And claim I just forgot."
"And smoke... she just looks too serene.
She must be getting bored.
To goose her I believe I'll smoke
nonstop where clothes are stored."
"And if that doesn't get her
I'll make sure she has clues
That I have spent her money
on mary j. and booze."
There never was a prouder guy
when showing his behind.
He'd gaily grin when thinking
of the ass he could supply.
"Oh let me just bend over
and drop my pants for you.
I'm sure you'll quite appreciate
the hairy scarey view."
But something different happened
when Dino's pants were down.
He smelled a something burning
and his grinner made a frown.
And then he was a jumpin',
a dancin' and afire!
"How dare you set aflame
the very ass you should admire!!!"
Now Smokey closed her Zippo
And shyly she said "GEE...
You're such a gallant derrierre
to do this all for me."
"Since you're Mister Romantic
I knew you'd think it right
That there should be more than a moon...
there should be bright moon light!"
Now Dino couldn't argue.
It really seemed to fit,
this brilliant flaming tribute.
But, it made it hard to.... sit.
Queen of one liners
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: walking beside you! Not in front of you.
Posts: 658
Oh, dear smoke
you
didn't
really
do
"IT"
Did you?
OMG! How are you ever goin' make amends for that???????
Love you anyway, and I'll be praying for you as soon as I can quit
laughing.....
you
didn't
really
do
"IT"
Did you?
OMG! How are you ever goin' make amends for that???????
Love you anyway, and I'll be praying for you as soon as I can quit
laughing.....
Queen of one liners
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: walking beside you! Not in front of you.
Posts: 658
It's to late smoke,
I already called the angels in
to protect you....They're on their way....Can't call them back....
Will you fix them some hot chocolate please. It's been a long flight and I sent them express so they should be there soon.
Love from one who cares enough to send the very best.
I already called the angels in
to protect you....They're on their way....Can't call them back....
Will you fix them some hot chocolate please. It's been a long flight and I sent them express so they should be there soon.
Love from one who cares enough to send the very best.
Smoke, this is too much. I wish I had your wit. You are so much fun. I wish we could all get together some day and just hang out, shop and have a blast!! Thanks for the smile.
hey smoke-
Just got around to this post...LMAO!!!
You are too funny..you are one of those blessed with extremely witty talent.
Keep posting the poems!! I know it offers so much relief to us!
Take care- I hear aloe works wonders on these kind of things! Heh!
Just got around to this post...LMAO!!!
You are too funny..you are one of those blessed with extremely witty talent.
Keep posting the poems!! I know it offers so much relief to us!
Take care- I hear aloe works wonders on these kind of things! Heh!
Paused
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: El Cajon, CA
Posts: 88
You all are a hoot!!!
I really love this board!! I don't think I will ever leave. And I agree with Rose - I think it would be a blast to get us all together. I'm not as talented with the wit as Smoke, but I absolutely LOVE to laugh!!
Keep it coming gang! Life is so much easier when you're having fun!
Kitkat
I really love this board!! I don't think I will ever leave. And I agree with Rose - I think it would be a blast to get us all together. I'm not as talented with the wit as Smoke, but I absolutely LOVE to laugh!!
Keep it coming gang! Life is so much easier when you're having fun!
Kitkat
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