When I get weepy..what I would say to her
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When I get weepy..what I would say to her
I sometimes get jealous thinking he is out with other woman and having a great time so I thought I would clarify his motives in my head. Let me know what you think!
What I would say to his next love..
Get ready for a s*xfree life! Dont worry it will happen in the beginning and as soon as you are hooked..it will be gone..permanently
When he gets the wine out to be romantic and plays those love songs..dont worry..you get one glass and he gets the rest,,then you get to watch him pass out on the couch while you twiddle your thumbs..
When you go out with all his great friends..you will be welcomed with open arms but if you canrt keep up and drink with them..you will be the lonely girl in the corner while he can even remember to button his fly..
When he meets your family and friends he will be the nicest and most sincere guy they ever met..they will rejoice thinking you found the one..after a few months he will figure out who he still needs to charm (like your parents) and the other people in your life will get about 3 words from him..
He will tell you he is Mr healthy and gets an aids test every 6 months..except he doesnt get an aids test every six months and he drinks and takes stacker to keep his weight down..and when he is on stacker you will be able to tell due to his lovely mood..
He will go to church with you and pronounce his christianity but he will forget to tell you about the FBI, or the drinking issues and basically every word out of his mouth will be a lie except you wont know yet..
He will never really talk about the past and you will never really know about his life and you will think its cute cause he is shy..except he isnt he just doesnt want to talk about the ****** things he did in case he messes up and u catch him in a lie..So he plays the good boy shy card..He seems so well behaved your grandparents want to adopt him!
He will tell you that he used to take his grandmother to lunch every saturday..except he drove her to lunch and she paid and then gave him money for the week was the true story..
He will tell you he graduated college 10 years ago..except he didnt..he still has one class left so he got to partake in the graduation ceremony and everyone thinks he graduated but he didnt and its no big deal but he will still lie about it..
He will never tell you how he cheated on his wife while trying to win her love back, how he lied to everyone in site or how his wife was mortified when she had company over and would go to a cabinet to get something only to find your empty beer bottles there hidden..
He will buy everything for you and want you to look your best..but if you get sick or need anything you can find him in the next room watching tv or porn while you are throwing your guts up in the bathroom..and once you are done and want someont to hug you because you are sick and lonely, you will find him asleep in the spare bedroom..
He will seem loyal beyond a reason of a doubt and should there be problems he will be there to smooth things over with jewelry but your gut will tell you things arent right and once you find everything out about him..get ready for the ride of a lifetime..
Slowly he will pick on things, how you dress, smell, your weight, your hair, the way you handle yourself with others and you will think its your but it isnt..
This man will chase you to the ends of the earth ..as long as he thinks you will fall for his ******** and lies..
And make sure you have 2 bathrooms because he will take longer then you to get ready..he must look perfect and glamorous at all times..His ego demands it..You will questin why he has to get his jeans dry cleaned and why he spends $25 each week on a car wash..But remember he is the bestest!
Have a nice life...I wish you all the luck in the world..you will need it.
What I would say to his next love..
Get ready for a s*xfree life! Dont worry it will happen in the beginning and as soon as you are hooked..it will be gone..permanently
When he gets the wine out to be romantic and plays those love songs..dont worry..you get one glass and he gets the rest,,then you get to watch him pass out on the couch while you twiddle your thumbs..
When you go out with all his great friends..you will be welcomed with open arms but if you canrt keep up and drink with them..you will be the lonely girl in the corner while he can even remember to button his fly..
When he meets your family and friends he will be the nicest and most sincere guy they ever met..they will rejoice thinking you found the one..after a few months he will figure out who he still needs to charm (like your parents) and the other people in your life will get about 3 words from him..
He will tell you he is Mr healthy and gets an aids test every 6 months..except he doesnt get an aids test every six months and he drinks and takes stacker to keep his weight down..and when he is on stacker you will be able to tell due to his lovely mood..
He will go to church with you and pronounce his christianity but he will forget to tell you about the FBI, or the drinking issues and basically every word out of his mouth will be a lie except you wont know yet..
He will never really talk about the past and you will never really know about his life and you will think its cute cause he is shy..except he isnt he just doesnt want to talk about the ****** things he did in case he messes up and u catch him in a lie..So he plays the good boy shy card..He seems so well behaved your grandparents want to adopt him!
He will tell you that he used to take his grandmother to lunch every saturday..except he drove her to lunch and she paid and then gave him money for the week was the true story..
He will tell you he graduated college 10 years ago..except he didnt..he still has one class left so he got to partake in the graduation ceremony and everyone thinks he graduated but he didnt and its no big deal but he will still lie about it..
He will never tell you how he cheated on his wife while trying to win her love back, how he lied to everyone in site or how his wife was mortified when she had company over and would go to a cabinet to get something only to find your empty beer bottles there hidden..
He will buy everything for you and want you to look your best..but if you get sick or need anything you can find him in the next room watching tv or porn while you are throwing your guts up in the bathroom..and once you are done and want someont to hug you because you are sick and lonely, you will find him asleep in the spare bedroom..
He will seem loyal beyond a reason of a doubt and should there be problems he will be there to smooth things over with jewelry but your gut will tell you things arent right and once you find everything out about him..get ready for the ride of a lifetime..
Slowly he will pick on things, how you dress, smell, your weight, your hair, the way you handle yourself with others and you will think its your but it isnt..
This man will chase you to the ends of the earth ..as long as he thinks you will fall for his ******** and lies..
And make sure you have 2 bathrooms because he will take longer then you to get ready..he must look perfect and glamorous at all times..His ego demands it..You will questin why he has to get his jeans dry cleaned and why he spends $25 each week on a car wash..But remember he is the bestest!
Have a nice life...I wish you all the luck in the world..you will need it.
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Originally Posted by lulu1974 
he will buy everything for you and want you to look your best..but if you get sick or need anything you can find him in the next room watching tv or porn while you are throwing your guts up in the bathroom..and once you are done and want someont to hug you because you are sick and lonely, you will find him asleep in the spare bedroom...
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