The Fairy Tale We Should Have Read

Old 03-12-2010, 08:38 AM
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The Fairy Tale We Should Have Read

Once upon a time, in a land far away, a beautiful, independent,

self-assured princess happened upon a frog as she sat, contemplating

ecological issues on the shores of an unpolluted pond in a verdant

meadow near her castle.


A frog hopped into the princess' lap and said: Elegant Lady, I was

once a handsome prince, until an evil witch cast a spell upon me.


One kiss from you, however, and I will turn back into the dapper,

young Prince that I am and then, my sweet, we can marry and set up

housekeeping in your castle with my mother, where you can satisfy my

needs, prepare and serve my meals, clean my clothes, bear my children,

and forever feel grateful and happy doing so.


That night, as the princess dined sumptuously on lightly sautéed frog

legs seasoned in a white wine and onion cream sauce, she chuckled and

thought to herself:


I DON'T F***ING THINK SO!!!!!
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Old 03-12-2010, 08:44 AM
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Amen to that! LOL Thanks for the giggle!
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Can I forward it to BF?
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Nice. I think the end of the story should be where she says, "It DOES taste like chicken!"
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Nice. I think the end of the story should be where she says, "It DOES taste like chicken!"
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I almost lost my mouthful of coffee when I read this.... too funny! The chicken response is so appropriate!

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All my "Boo-Hoo-Hoos" have been replaced with: "HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!"

especially after reading about Hammerhead's mouthful of coffee HAHAHAHA I so needed these smiles today
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:rotfxko OMGosh I get it!!!
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That was too funny, Thanks, I needed that,Gina
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Thank you for the laugh. I needed it.
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HAHAHAHA ...

Great fairy tale - love it!!!!
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Oh yes, yes, YES!!!! I love it.
That is gorgeous and reply posts have me crying laughing.


Just sent it to my girls, and RABF.

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