March madness.........
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March madness.........
Ok... 
I'm laughing.... MyJoey wrote on winnies thread something that struck me. I thought I'd start a new one, so as not to get off topic with what winnie was saying.
Myjoey made a point... about the 'month' we have all had with our 'addicts' this month.
I said to myself... "hey it really is march madness... and I'm not talking 'hoops' like everyone at my work!!
What do you think it is? Spring fever for them? Or we are like bears comming out hybernation.... that of the addicts eather?
Something is in the air... cause we have ALL had one heck of a month!!
Love,
cess
I'm laughing.... MyJoey wrote on winnies thread something that struck me. I thought I'd start a new one, so as not to get off topic with what winnie was saying.
Myjoey made a point... about the 'month' we have all had with our 'addicts' this month.
I said to myself... "hey it really is march madness... and I'm not talking 'hoops' like everyone at my work!!
What do you think it is? Spring fever for them? Or we are like bears comming out hybernation.... that of the addicts eather?
Something is in the air... cause we have ALL had one heck of a month!!
Love,
cess
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There's always that thing where at the new year we all decide to make changes. then the changes all start falling through in a month or two ... hmmm that would mean the shat would hit the fan right around march.
i do think the weather does - everyone wanting to get out and have fun. just the addicts form of fun isnt much fun for us.
i do think the weather does - everyone wanting to get out and have fun. just the addicts form of fun isnt much fun for us.
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Originally Posted by MyJoey 
Yeah but you know what is next! April showers, lets hope the addicts cry us a river!
ps... I need april to be something..... on 4/4 i'm turning 40!! oh my word!! My addict better behave, because I'm already haveing a mid-life crisis!!!
Get the duck tape....
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Nah, my son never feels pain, his drugs must be good.
Funny cause I had a hard time with turning 30, 40 was nothing. I am 45 but now I take a year off every birthday, so I am getting younger. Give me a few drinks and I turn 30 again. LOL
Funny cause I had a hard time with turning 30, 40 was nothing. I am 45 but now I take a year off every birthday, so I am getting younger. Give me a few drinks and I turn 30 again. LOL
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Is this something your ABF would do Cessy? Hi Bonnie, we can meet up with you in NY.
To Be 6 Again...
A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, observing
his wife, looking at herself in the mirror. Since her birthday was not far off he asked what she'd like to have for her Birthday.
'I'd like to be six again', she replied, still looking in the
mirror.
On the morning of her Birthday, he arose early, made her a nice bigbowl of Lucky Charms, and then took her to Six Flags theme park. What a day!
He put her on every ride in the park; the Death Slide,
the Wall of Fear, the ScreamingMonster Roller
Coaster, everything there was.
Five hours later they staggered out of the theme park.
Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down.
He then took her to a McDonald's where he ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a chocolate shake.
Then it was off to a movie, popcorn, a soda pop, and
her favorite candy, M&M's. What a fabulous adventure!
Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted. He leaned over his wife
with a big smile and lovingly asked, 'Well Dear,
what was it like being six again?'
Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly
changed. 'I meant my dress size, you ******!!!!'
The moral of the story: Even when a man is listening, he is gonna get it wrong..
To Be 6 Again...
A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, observing
his wife, looking at herself in the mirror. Since her birthday was not far off he asked what she'd like to have for her Birthday.
'I'd like to be six again', she replied, still looking in the
mirror.
On the morning of her Birthday, he arose early, made her a nice bigbowl of Lucky Charms, and then took her to Six Flags theme park. What a day!
He put her on every ride in the park; the Death Slide,
the Wall of Fear, the ScreamingMonster Roller
Coaster, everything there was.
Five hours later they staggered out of the theme park.
Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down.
He then took her to a McDonald's where he ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a chocolate shake.
Then it was off to a movie, popcorn, a soda pop, and
her favorite candy, M&M's. What a fabulous adventure!
Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted. He leaned over his wife
with a big smile and lovingly asked, 'Well Dear,
what was it like being six again?'
Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly
changed. 'I meant my dress size, you ******!!!!'
The moral of the story: Even when a man is listening, he is gonna get it wrong..
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Originally Posted by MyJoey
Funny cause I had a hard time with turning 30, 40 was nothing. I am 45 but now I take a year off every birthday, so I am getting younger. Give me a few drinks and I turn 30 again. LOL
lol
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Now Gezzzzz this is the stuff my kid sends me, wouldn't you like to just pop him. Its got to be the drug. LOL
ATTENTION
ALIENS ARE COMING TO ABDUCT ALL THE GOOD LOOKING AND SEXY PEOPLE.
YOU WILL BE SAFE. I'M JUST E-MAILING YOU TO SAY GOODBYE.
ATTENTION
ALIENS ARE COMING TO ABDUCT ALL THE GOOD LOOKING AND SEXY PEOPLE.
YOU WILL BE SAFE. I'M JUST E-MAILING YOU TO SAY GOODBYE.
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Originally Posted by MyJoey
Nah, my son never feels pain, his drugs must be good.
Funny cause I had a hard time with turning 30, 40 was nothing. I am 45 but now I take a year off every birthday, so I am getting younger. Give me a few drinks and I turn 30 again. LOL
Funny cause I had a hard time with turning 30, 40 was nothing. I am 45 but now I take a year off every birthday, so I am getting younger. Give me a few drinks and I turn 30 again. LOL
I think we should be the ones doing drugs - we're the ones with the real stress!!!! (no i'm not condoning drugs but dang it must be nice to feel numb)
i'm 43 and for the last three years my daughter has wished me a happy 27th birthday on every birthday - she tells everyone that i'm 27 and even wishes my older sister a happy 29th bday to keep it going. it used to be okay but when people know i have a 16 yo and she says i'm 27 it umm, kinda makes mom look a little trampy - prego at 11 - that's rough even for this group. i told her to stop telling people that but she wont lol.
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OOO Winnie, I would love to have your daughter! Your right we should act just like the addicts. I remember when my daughter would have them temper things tantrums...OOO the tantrums one time when she was on the floor yelling and bouncing around. I got right down there with her and did the same thing, she looked at me like I was nuts and that was the end of that. Really Joey would love if I would get high with him he has asked me a few times.....so for me that wouldn't work. Hey, we could still act like them. Sad thing is I don't think I could act that bad.
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OMG julie - my son has tried to get me to smoke weed with him too. I remember another time that i was kiddin around about needing a valium and he jumped right in telling me he could get me some. did we have twins or what?
i think my son believes if he can get me to do something wrong that it will make it okay for him to do ten times more.
i think my son believes if he can get me to do something wrong that it will make it okay for him to do ten times more.
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If we were high guys.... we might LOOSE CONTROL.... oh my gosh, that's one thing us codies never want.. a loss of control!!!
No wonder there are addicts..... then there are codies!!!! LOL !!!!!!!!
Besides, I'm nuts enough without a foregin substance encouraging me!
No wonder there are addicts..... then there are codies!!!! LOL !!!!!!!!
Besides, I'm nuts enough without a foregin substance encouraging me!
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for instance.... (here's a funny for you.)
I'm nurotic about health, eating right, skin care.... so I always look at the abf, and check his freckles, beauty marks, moles... to see if they are changing. We will be lying in bed, I'll pick at his skin when I 'see something'. (he says I'm like a monkey-- picking bugs out of his fur) lol
SO one night, he's obviously high, and he gets aggrivated with me 'picking' at his arm. He finally snaps, and says, "god your neurotic, stop. please stop picking at me!". I said, "FINE... you have something on you.. whatever!"
He turns on the light.... "g** d*** it cess.. what is it?"
I look and it was a tick!!!!!!
hahahahahahhahah!!!
He jumps out of bed, like a 4yr old girl..... screaming... "oh my god, gett it off of me cesss... oh my godddddddd!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
LOL
"I don't want to 'pick' at you anymore hon...."
LOL
I'm nurotic about health, eating right, skin care.... so I always look at the abf, and check his freckles, beauty marks, moles... to see if they are changing. We will be lying in bed, I'll pick at his skin when I 'see something'. (he says I'm like a monkey-- picking bugs out of his fur) lol
SO one night, he's obviously high, and he gets aggrivated with me 'picking' at his arm. He finally snaps, and says, "god your neurotic, stop. please stop picking at me!". I said, "FINE... you have something on you.. whatever!"
He turns on the light.... "g** d*** it cess.. what is it?"
I look and it was a tick!!!!!!
hahahahahahhahah!!!
He jumps out of bed, like a 4yr old girl..... screaming... "oh my god, gett it off of me cesss... oh my godddddddd!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
LOL
"I don't want to 'pick' at you anymore hon...."
LOL
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