I was sleeping, not drunk!
I'm just a little unwell
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I was sleeping, not drunk!
LOL - too bad I never thought of this in my drinking days! All those drunken texts and internet posts? I was SLEEPING!! I SWEAR!!! 
Woman Emails While Asleep
The mails themselves were perhaps not up to the woman’s waking standard; each was in a random mix of upper and lower case characters, badly formatted and containing odd expressions. One read: “Come tomorrow and sort this hell hole out. Dinner and drinks, 4.pm. Bring wine and caviar only.” Another said simply: “What the…”
Woman Emails While Asleep
The mails themselves were perhaps not up to the woman’s waking standard; each was in a random mix of upper and lower case characters, badly formatted and containing odd expressions. One read: “Come tomorrow and sort this hell hole out. Dinner and drinks, 4.pm. Bring wine and caviar only.” Another said simply: “What the…”
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