coyote21

You check your mail and there are 2 receipts for certified letters, you check and thankfully they are ONLY from the IRS, whew!

Thanks and God bless us all, :praying
Coyote

Still Waters

You have no money, no job and little food, but are eternally grateful to be free of the insanity!

Freedom1990

You wake up in the morning with all utilities on, and your vehicle isn't missing from the driveway!

Still Waters

You know...I could add hundreds of these.

DesertEyes

You sleep the whole night thru, have no nightmares, don't have to change the sheets in the middle of it, wake up feeling refreshed..... and you wonder if there's something wrong with you because a peaceful night just doesn't feel right.

Mike

MissFixit

You trust the judgement of starangers on the street, more than your own.

sojourner

I knew i was involved with an addict when he said he was going to apply to work at a place that had fired him a year before (same owner), and I thought to myself, "Do 17-year-olds really need to be told not to put applications in at places they were fired from?"

GiveLove

You still think, all the time, "this is too good to be true."

hbb

You spend the night driving around to find him sitting at one of the many different bars he frequented and when you do find him, he only had "TWO" beers...go figure!!!! Guess i'm the crazy one!!!

Still Waters

You check the towels before you wash them, to make sure they haven't been used to clean off the chicken.

(I'm serious)

Rella927

"Two Beers" Yup uh huh two an hour ago and two an hour before that

When you go to make Penne and Vodka sauce and end up dumping half the bottle in there because the sauce just does not taste right! WATER :wtf2

prodigal

... your still finding empty bottles stashed in the strangest places because you decided it was time to do a really thorough house-cleaning!

coyote21

Huh????

Thanks guys, you're crackin' me up!

God bless us all, :praying
Coyote

kermit

When he said "I would have been home earlier but I got pulled over" But got home anyway?

embraced2000

when someone knocks at the door, and you peep out to see what sort of police are there.....local=they just brought the good ole boy home, sheriff= uh-ohhhhhhh, or state police=we're in deep chit now, baby.

ToughChoices

When you're brushing your teeth, reach for the Scope, get a mouthful of blue-food-coloring and water......

And you believe the story about how it must have been a problem with the manufacturer.

embraced2000

when you buy yourself a birthday card, have him sign it, then cry because it was sooooooo sweet. happened. yep. it happened.

mellowchick

you find his car at a local bar, unlocked with his wedding band in the ashtray, go back home, wait for him to get home, when he finally walks through the door (after beating himself in the head because he can't find his ring) he's so blitzed he's literally CROSS EYED!

kermit

Mellowchick,that's awsome!

prodigal

... that wedding band he SWORE to you he positively knew he put in the kitchen junk drawer - or you found it first and threw it in the trash because you're a vindictive b*tch - shows up in his Dockers' front pocket six month's later when he puts them on to go out to dinner. (true story!)