Irn Bru
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Irn Bru
If you can bounce in six inch heels all night and still walk home in your bare feet,
If you can keep two passions burning bright and see if there's still some romance and defeat,
If you can hit a foreign beach without a tan or brave the howling sleet in just a shirt,
If you know you're easily a better man when side by side with suits in just a skirt,
If you can party in the summer rain with kamakaze midgies in the mud,
Or grit your teeth and put up with the pain of seeing in the new year in the scud,
If you can wait and wait for 1p change then proudly give the lot to charity and know for certain it's not strange to call yer lunch dinner and yer dinner tea,
If you can handle folk to call you Jock then you'll have really earned your irn bru,
You'll thank your mum for keeping you in stock and what is more
You'll feel phenomenal too
Great soft drink or sugary water - what do folk think.
Loved the stuff when I was drinking but bought some this week ( to get the free glass !!! ) and not so sure about it.
Funny feeling I read that it may be banned in USA cos of some E numbers that are in it - not sure on that though.
Great adverts though if you look them up on youtube - really funny.
If you can keep two passions burning bright and see if there's still some romance and defeat,
If you can hit a foreign beach without a tan or brave the howling sleet in just a shirt,
If you know you're easily a better man when side by side with suits in just a skirt,
If you can party in the summer rain with kamakaze midgies in the mud,
Or grit your teeth and put up with the pain of seeing in the new year in the scud,
If you can wait and wait for 1p change then proudly give the lot to charity and know for certain it's not strange to call yer lunch dinner and yer dinner tea,
If you can handle folk to call you Jock then you'll have really earned your irn bru,
You'll thank your mum for keeping you in stock and what is more
You'll feel phenomenal too
Great soft drink or sugary water - what do folk think.
Loved the stuff when I was drinking but bought some this week ( to get the free glass !!! ) and not so sure about it.
Funny feeling I read that it may be banned in USA cos of some E numbers that are in it - not sure on that though.
Great adverts though if you look them up on youtube - really funny.
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Cheers RK, I wanted to post that link, not techy enough.
Funny, nearly PM'd you to ask you to do it.
Should have known you widnae let me down.
RK2007 and FizzyWater, doing our bit for the Scottish tourism industry for alkis !!!!!!!
Funny, nearly PM'd you to ask you to do it.
Should have known you widnae let me down.
RK2007 and FizzyWater, doing our bit for the Scottish tourism industry for alkis !!!!!!!
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