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Old 10-14-2007, 11:08 AM
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A joke

This may belong on the "Recovery Follies" page, but everytime I read it, it makes me chuckle and I HAD to share it....


Three people, one of whom was a codependent, were in line to be executed at the guillotine.
The first person stuck his head in the hole, the rope was cut, and the blade fell, only to stop an inch above the person's neck. The executioners saw it as a sign from God and so decided to let the person go.
The next person put his head in the hole, the rope was cut, and again, the blade stopped an inch above the person's neck. That person, too, was released.
As the codependent walked up for his turn at the guillotine, he turned to the executioner and said: "You know, I think I know how to fix that."



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Old 10-14-2007, 11:10 AM
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Oh, Moose, that's SICK!!!
But, I know exactly why you had to share it here....

Shalom!
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Old 10-14-2007, 11:11 AM
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That was funny..............lol
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Old 10-14-2007, 11:14 AM
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I'll be 'heading'...to the next Alanon meeting asap!! (boo-hiss-ha-ha)
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Old 10-14-2007, 11:19 AM
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Oh boy, that one's too close for comfort....but I'm killing myself laughing.

Good one, Moose.
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Old 10-14-2007, 11:19 AM
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Made me chuckle too! Thanks!
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Old 10-14-2007, 12:09 PM
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You ole funny thing you, Moose....
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Old 10-14-2007, 02:27 PM
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Which is better than lmho(laughing my head off.....)
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Old 10-14-2007, 02:30 PM
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lol good one lol
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