Here's one for all the women on this board
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Here's one for all the women on this board
Someone sent me this, i thought you guys could use a little laugh. It titled
Married over three years?
One night, after a couple had retired for the night, the woman became
> aware
>>that her husband was touching her in a most unusual manner. He
> started by
>>running his hand across her shoulders and the small of her back.
>>
>>He ran his hand over her breasts, touching them very lightly. Then, he
>
>>proceeded to run his hand gently down her side, sliding his hand over
> her
>>stomach, and then down the other side to a point below her waist.
>>
>>He continued on, gently feeling her hips, first one side and the
> other.
>>His hand ran further down the outside of her thighs. His gentle
> probing
>>then started up the inside of her left thigh, stopped and the returned
> to
>&g t;do the same to her right thigh.
>>
>>By this time the woman was becoming aroused and she squirmed a little
> to
>>better position herself.
>>The man stopped abruptly and rolled over to his side of the bed. "Why
> are
>>you stopping darling?" she whispered. He whispered back, "I found the
>>remote."
Married over three years?
One night, after a couple had retired for the night, the woman became
> aware
>>that her husband was touching her in a most unusual manner. He
> started by
>>running his hand across her shoulders and the small of her back.
>>
>>He ran his hand over her breasts, touching them very lightly. Then, he
>
>>proceeded to run his hand gently down her side, sliding his hand over
> her
>>stomach, and then down the other side to a point below her waist.
>>
>>He continued on, gently feeling her hips, first one side and the
> other.
>>His hand ran further down the outside of her thighs. His gentle
> probing
>>then started up the inside of her left thigh, stopped and the returned
> to
>&g t;do the same to her right thigh.
>>
>>By this time the woman was becoming aroused and she squirmed a little
> to
>>better position herself.
>>The man stopped abruptly and rolled over to his side of the bed. "Why
> are
>>you stopping darling?" she whispered. He whispered back, "I found the
>>remote."
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