Famous quotes made by your loved one
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Famous quotes made by your loved one
Minnie got me going and I thought we haven't done one of these in a while.
"The biggest mistake I ever made was checking into rehab the first time. Now I've been labeled an alcoholic"
"Being married to YOU is what makes me drink"
"I must have broken a rib pushing the lawn mover"
"I only had two"
and my personal favorite...
"If I can't get sex from you I can get sex from anyone"
(boy that one sure puts me in the mood
)
"The biggest mistake I ever made was checking into rehab the first time. Now I've been labeled an alcoholic"
"Being married to YOU is what makes me drink"
"I must have broken a rib pushing the lawn mover"
"I only had two"
and my personal favorite...
"If I can't get sex from you I can get sex from anyone"
(boy that one sure puts me in the mood
)
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"I used to have a drinking problem, but not anymore"
"I can stop anytime I want to"
"I promise, this is the last time"
and my personal favorite......
"Who me? No, I haven't been drinking"
YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS STUFF UP!!
"I can stop anytime I want to"
"I promise, this is the last time"
and my personal favorite......
"Who me? No, I haven't been drinking"
YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS STUFF UP!!
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Yep, we lie about everything and the funniest thing is that we actually start to believe our own lies. Complete insanity.
"I only had two" That's my personal favorite. She never asked me how big they were, and I never offered up an explanation.
These are great reminders of how sick I was/still am. Please carry on!
"I only had two" That's my personal favorite. She never asked me how big they were, and I never offered up an explanation.
These are great reminders of how sick I was/still am. Please carry on!
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"I promise, this is the last time just let me make it up to you"
"I just keep doing the wrong thing put me in jail then you won't ever have to talk to me again,
I love you and just keep F&%@k it up"
"Just don't understand why you will not talk to me"
"I had two drinks after work that was it" (8 actually)
"Please talk to me one minute I promise"
"Thank you for screwing up my life once again and you can't even face me"
"At least you owe me that"
"Got nothing to say the truth hurts?"
"I started AA and I feel wonderful can't you please talk to me, you will see how much I have changed" (In one month mind you)
and my all time favorite......
"One day you will see the light"
(Jazz you gave no limit....I could go on! (I have some pretty harsh ones too!)
"I just keep doing the wrong thing put me in jail then you won't ever have to talk to me again,
I love you and just keep F&%@k it up"
"Just don't understand why you will not talk to me"
"I had two drinks after work that was it" (8 actually)
"Please talk to me one minute I promise"
"Thank you for screwing up my life once again and you can't even face me"
"At least you owe me that"
"Got nothing to say the truth hurts?"
"I started AA and I feel wonderful can't you please talk to me, you will see how much I have changed" (In one month mind you)
and my all time favorite......
"One day you will see the light"
(Jazz you gave no limit....I could go on! (I have some pretty harsh ones too!)
Last edited by Rella927; 05-22-2007 at 12:47 PM. Reason: spelling
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"Im not doing anything wrong and Im not hurting anyone"
"if you wouldnt bitc*, then I wouldn't drink so much"
"I got bored here at home by myself, so I had a few" (He was bored bc he had no job btw)
"I'm gonna taper myself down"
"and you are SO perfect arent you?"
"if you wouldnt bitc*, then I wouldn't drink so much"
"I got bored here at home by myself, so I had a few" (He was bored bc he had no job btw)
"I'm gonna taper myself down"
"and you are SO perfect arent you?"
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Ha Ha Ha
"I never said that!"
"I do not remember saying that"
"The dog must have done that"
"I only joined Cupid.com to find a friend" <------------hahahahahaha got to love that one!
"I never said that!"
"I do not remember saying that"
"The dog must have done that"
"I only joined Cupid.com to find a friend" <------------hahahahahaha got to love that one!
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"I'm just (insert his name here)"
"gjoj jopj e o [s roe sjl" while looking at me crosseyed. HUH?!?!?!
(Yelling my name) don't leave, please don't leave,,,,
(yelling my name)
(yelling my name)
(yelling my name)
(yelling my name)
I got SO SICK OF MY FREAKIN NAME!!!
Peace
"gjoj jopj e o [s roe sjl" while looking at me crosseyed. HUH?!?!?!
(Yelling my name) don't leave, please don't leave,,,,
(yelling my name)
(yelling my name)
(yelling my name)
(yelling my name)
I got SO SICK OF MY FREAKIN NAME!!!
Peace
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Mine told me that if I wanted to find a man who doesn't drink I should go looking at an AA meeting
(yea, right, like there are no other men out there who don't drink)
and, "how can I have a problem if I still get up and go to work the next day"
(well, you may get up and go to work, but you must feel like sh@t and not admit it)
(yea, right, like there are no other men out there who don't drink)
and, "how can I have a problem if I still get up and go to work the next day"
(well, you may get up and go to work, but you must feel like sh@t and not admit it)
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Astro your are a great guy joining in with us from the other side! (((hugs)))
Just goes to show that recovery does work if you work it!
Just goes to show that recovery does work if you work it!
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"You don't believe in unconditional love."
"I have no one but you."
"You were my only friend."
"You never said anything about my drinking!"
"I only have so many tears ..."
"You turned so cold."
"You never loved me."
"Maybe I could come home and you could watch me take antabuse every morning."
"If you're not going to be waiting for me when I get out of jail then I might as well run."
"You ruined my life."
"I quit six weeks ago with only three slips!"
AND the WORLD'S ALL TIME CLASSIC:
"Maybe my walking around drunk with poop on the back of my underwear was my statement about our marriage."
"I have no one but you."
"You were my only friend."
"You never said anything about my drinking!"
"I only have so many tears ..."
"You turned so cold."
"You never loved me."
"Maybe I could come home and you could watch me take antabuse every morning."
"If you're not going to be waiting for me when I get out of jail then I might as well run."
"You ruined my life."
"I quit six weeks ago with only three slips!"
AND the WORLD'S ALL TIME CLASSIC:
"Maybe my walking around drunk with poop on the back of my underwear was my statement about our marriage."
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"I feel sick, it must have been something I ate." (Not the 25 beers)
"I sleep all the time because I work so hard."
"I need to drink because I work so hard." (implying that he worked sooooo much harder than me)
"I have to drink because your so frigid."
"Well, at least I'm not as bad as (insert name of pathetic drinking buddy).
I'm sure I'll be back with more, although many of the ones mentioned above also came out of his mouth, too.
L
"I sleep all the time because I work so hard."
"I need to drink because I work so hard." (implying that he worked sooooo much harder than me)
"I have to drink because your so frigid."
"Well, at least I'm not as bad as (insert name of pathetic drinking buddy).
I'm sure I'll be back with more, although many of the ones mentioned above also came out of his mouth, too.
L
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