Grace

Just talked to the ex A on the phone. He said that I'm not allowed to come back into the house and get any of my stuff unless he is there. Well, I explained to him that I'm not a thief and I won't take anything that isn't mine. He's using my furniture, my washer and dryer, and all my dishes and cookware. Of course he doesn't want me to take it. Here's the good one though.....he started yelling at me and calling me a thief because..............
I took all the clothespins. Clothespins! What was I thinking?

Just wanted to share!
Grace

chero

Actually laughed out loud and strawberry soda almost came out my nose!

They just need something to say, don't they!?

kermit

Yep! Me too Laughed out loud... Man I don't miss mine!

SaTiT

clothespins ???

yeah, sometimes I don't know if you wanna laugh or cry...

mmm speaking of clothe stuff...my gf use to come back for
clothe hangers.lol

StandingStrong

XAh has recently paid some debt that he was supposed to pay a LONG time ago. Now that he's paid that, he wants to set up a date to come and get the few remaining items of his that he left here. I had sent everything that I could to him via him, our son, etc other than the heavy items.
Ironically, his time is long past due and so technically by law, those items now belong to me.
When he asked me about his guns, I commented they weren't in the house and he had a fit. Started yelling at me wanting to know "Where are MY guns?" to which I then told him where they were, informed him that they were technically mine so he was not to yell at me again about them!

Funny - he moved out a little over 3 years ago and now all of a sudden he's concerned about the few belongs he still has here!?!? Obviously he wasn't too concerned about them the past few years!

It's all just ridiculous, isn't it? Part of the dance, I suppose.

embraced2000

grace!!! for heaven's sake!!! it has come to this???? tsk, tsk. a clothespin thief. (walks away, shaking head)

i've heard them clothespins are selling for big bucks on ebay. especially the kind he had.....they were very very special clothespins, don't cha know!

lordy, lordy, lordy.

fluffyflea

Tisk tisk, thay are such children!

You have a lot of nerve taking those clothespins Grace ahhahahahaha


Earthworm

dollydo

You BAAAAD girl! I guess he needs them to keep his lips zipped.

Rella927

Bad Bad girl Grace! Shame Shame shall we need to send you in clothes pins anonymous!

Embraced I saw them on e-bay I was gonna bid on them but i figured Gracey will get us some more for nothing! I want to make more clothes pin people

BigGirlPanties

I think grand larceny of clothese pins will land ya 5-10 in alcoholic jail. better watch your back side, baby!

parentrecovers

well, my husband is not an alcoholic, but i'm pretty sure he doesn't even know we HAVE clothespins..

denny57

Thanks for the funny memory - I just remembered a time when AH saw a bag of them in the laundry room and asked, what do we have these for? I don't even know, because I don't own a clothesline. I think I bought them one day at the store because my mom always had them LOL!

embraced2000

my x accused me of taking his shoebox full of shop rags. he was so irrate....all i could do was laugh.

at first, i tried to be logical.....honey, what would i do with your shop rags? no, i haven't seen them.

welllll, welllll, welllll......by the time he finished, you would have thought i had conspired for months to hide, or get rid of his rags, and involved the fbi, cia, and secret service to help me with my plan.

i thought of a real good place they could have been stuffed, but he wouldn't cooperate.

Astro

I whined and wailed at my ex that she was kicking me out after "forcing" me to get a vasectomy. Oh how was I ever going to go on in life after she'd done that?

I still think about how totally pathetic that must've sounded

I'm pretty good at using clothespins all by myself now

embraced2000

mine also accused me of serving him dead chicken. yes. dead chicken.

i'm sick like that you know. and so cruel of me.

grace.....thanks for sharing with us. i know it's not really funny, but, damn, they give us such rich material. we gotta laugh, or what??????

Sunflower

OMG that IS funny thanks for the smile!!!

Cynay

OK.... my suggestion is that you give him 50% of the cloths pins....... and because you are such a bad person you should spend time fixing them up like the dolls.... OMG they are unreal.

My ex was mad that I took all the medcine... My daughters cold medcine too!!!

Astro

Recipe, please I'll take the live version while you're at it too;-)

chero

I cannot stop laughing over the dead chicken. That is sooo funny, Embraced!

embraced2000

and oh, so very true....i posted the entire story about the dead chicken several months ago, but i don't know how to direct you to it.....it was such a ridiculous moment.....words could never do it justice.

i wish i had put a live chicken in a cold oven, and told him....your supper is in the oven dearie. but i couldn't do that to a poor live chicken.