The 12 Steps of Christmas
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The 12 Steps of Christmas
Saw this and thought it was cute and wanted to share:
The 12 Steps of Christmas
1. Admit you are powerless over Christmas, and that your life has become unmanageable.
2. Believe that a power greater than consumer credit can restore you to sanity.
3. Decide to turn your will and life over to Santa as you understand him.
4. Make a searching and fearless inventory of your material desires.
5. Admit to Santa, to yourself, and to another human being the exact nature of your size, color preferences, and taste in furniture.
6. Allow Santa to remedy all defects of bank account.
7. Humbly ask Santa to pay off your mortgage.
8. Make a list of everything you want, and be willing to read the instruction manual.
9. Cite model numbers and retail locations wherever possible, except when doing so would require an internet search.
10. Continue to take personal inventory, and when you think of something else you need, add it to the list.
11. Seek through prayer and meditation to improve your conscious contact with Santa as you understand him, praying only for knowledge of his gifts for you and the power to open them quickly.
12. Having had a spiritual awakening as the result of these steps, carry Santa's message to friends and family every Christmas.
ho ho ho!
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The 12 Steps of Christmas
1. Admit you are powerless over Christmas, and that your life has become unmanageable.
2. Believe that a power greater than consumer credit can restore you to sanity.
3. Decide to turn your will and life over to Santa as you understand him.
4. Make a searching and fearless inventory of your material desires.
5. Admit to Santa, to yourself, and to another human being the exact nature of your size, color preferences, and taste in furniture.
6. Allow Santa to remedy all defects of bank account.
7. Humbly ask Santa to pay off your mortgage.
8. Make a list of everything you want, and be willing to read the instruction manual.
9. Cite model numbers and retail locations wherever possible, except when doing so would require an internet search.
10. Continue to take personal inventory, and when you think of something else you need, add it to the list.
11. Seek through prayer and meditation to improve your conscious contact with Santa as you understand him, praying only for knowledge of his gifts for you and the power to open them quickly.
12. Having had a spiritual awakening as the result of these steps, carry Santa's message to friends and family every Christmas.
ho ho ho!
Blue
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don't fret too much cmc ... we're only human and alot of us tend to balk a bit at the 4th step ... just stay in close contact with your sponsor/elf and meditate daily on what the Santa of your understanding means to you ..................
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