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Hey Ruby, thought I'd let you know. Lots of people are idiots. Including me.
Ha.
Anyway. Sorry your husband is an idiot, but hey, I've got a brother who is an idiot, a boss who is an idiot. About 10 ex boyfriends that are really really big idiots (and a few other choice words)
I would drink to all the idiots BUT THEN I BECOME ONE. HA.
Any other idiots out there.
I know I'm one.
Ha.
Ha.
Anyway. Sorry your husband is an idiot, but hey, I've got a brother who is an idiot, a boss who is an idiot. About 10 ex boyfriends that are really really big idiots (and a few other choice words)
I would drink to all the idiots BUT THEN I BECOME ONE. HA.
Any other idiots out there.
I know I'm one.
Ha.
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I must be funny sober cause when I'm drinking no one thinks I'm funny. Funny huh.
Idiots rise to the occassion. Admit that you too can be what RubyTs husband and I are. Idiots.
Remember the movie ET when the monster say E L L I O T. That's me only i'm I D I O T.
Say it with me like the little alien thingy did. I D I O T.
I'm eating starburst again this morning. My teeth hurt but I'm doing it anyway cause I"m an I D I O T.
Bye have to try and work today and pretend I'm not and I D I O T.
Idiots rise to the occassion. Admit that you too can be what RubyTs husband and I are. Idiots.
Remember the movie ET when the monster say E L L I O T. That's me only i'm I D I O T.
Say it with me like the little alien thingy did. I D I O T.
I'm eating starburst again this morning. My teeth hurt but I'm doing it anyway cause I"m an I D I O T.
Bye have to try and work today and pretend I'm not and I D I O T.
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Hey people fess up. Where are my fellow idiots.
I'm and idiot your and idiot he's and idiot she's and idiot
Wouldn't you like to be an idiot too. (Dr. Pepper song - showing my age anyone remember that commerical)
I told my friend I was an idiot and she told two friends and so on and on and so on. Ha nother commerical. You remember the.
Oh I wish I was with another idiot. That is where I'd truly like to be be be.
Cause if I were with another idiot. That person would be dumber than me.
(to the tune of oscar meyer)
I'm and idiot your and idiot he's and idiot she's and idiot
Wouldn't you like to be an idiot too. (Dr. Pepper song - showing my age anyone remember that commerical)
I told my friend I was an idiot and she told two friends and so on and on and so on. Ha nother commerical. You remember the.
Oh I wish I was with another idiot. That is where I'd truly like to be be be.
Cause if I were with another idiot. That person would be dumber than me.
(to the tune of oscar meyer)
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Of course not...he's dead! I'll keep looking, but if I find Jon Bon Jovi or Andy Garcia, or Keith Urban, I'm keeping them. They're mine, mine, mine.
And getting back to the idiot thing...my husband, the Coors Lite drinker last night brought home a case of MILLER LITE, my beer of choice! What a jerk, huh?
And getting back to the idiot thing...my husband, the Coors Lite drinker last night brought home a case of MILLER LITE, my beer of choice! What a jerk, huh?
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He is a jerk cause that my beer too. Well fine. You know what. Lets get a thick juicy steak, mushrooms, some garlic mashed potatoes and eat it right front of him and his frosty beer. We will have fans blow the aroma into his face.
If he's a vegetarian so what. It'll make him made we are eating a cow.
Ha.
If he's a vegetarian so what. It'll make him made we are eating a cow.
Ha.
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Diet pop.....hmmm did you know when it filters through your liver your body produces formaldehyde.
Ill stick to water.
Ya'll can keep Jon Bon Jovi or Andy Garcia, or Keith Urban(since he married that old used hag of tom cruises) BUT HEY if ya find Matthew McConnehey he is alll mine!!!!
Ill stick to water.
Ya'll can keep Jon Bon Jovi or Andy Garcia, or Keith Urban(since he married that old used hag of tom cruises) BUT HEY if ya find Matthew McConnehey he is alll mine!!!!
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Geez...is EVERYTHING I like gonna kill me??
I drink lots of water too, except today. It's in the fridge and all I see when I open it is the Miller Lite.
And Krys...Keith only married that sea hag because he hasn't met me yet...once he does, it will be SO LONG, NICOLE!
I drink lots of water too, except today. It's in the fridge and all I see when I open it is the Miller Lite.
And Krys...Keith only married that sea hag because he hasn't met me yet...once he does, it will be SO LONG, NICOLE!
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Tom Cruise stinks and I hear he breaks furniture when he's excited.
I figure if you are cleaning your sons room you aint gonna find any of those people and I don't want to supermodel no thanks. I've got enough problems don't need no skinny little supermodel making me look fatter than I already am.
I'll tell ya Ruby I sure couldn't do it if there was beer in my house. I'd be dancing with that millerlite and constantly kissing it with my tongue.
Why don't you go clean the fridge with a broom and accidently sweep the bottles onto the floor where they can break. That way you can get a wiff but won't be able to drink it.
Krys wyo. you spelled the frog preserver pretty good. Now I know if I eat frog legs they will be forever in my body. Ha..
I figure if you are cleaning your sons room you aint gonna find any of those people and I don't want to supermodel no thanks. I've got enough problems don't need no skinny little supermodel making me look fatter than I already am.
I'll tell ya Ruby I sure couldn't do it if there was beer in my house. I'd be dancing with that millerlite and constantly kissing it with my tongue.
Why don't you go clean the fridge with a broom and accidently sweep the bottles onto the floor where they can break. That way you can get a wiff but won't be able to drink it.
Krys wyo. you spelled the frog preserver pretty good. Now I know if I eat frog legs they will be forever in my body. Ha..
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I have a full liquor cabinet and beer in my fridge........i need it there so i can beat it everyday, See having the choice of drinking or not drinking is what makes me feel strong everyday.
When i quit for 18days i had 1 beer in the fridge then one day a friend of mine drank it and it was GONE.......i drank the next day.
When i quit for 18days i had 1 beer in the fridge then one day a friend of mine drank it and it was GONE.......i drank the next day.
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