How can I miss you when you won't go away?
 

Has anyone ever heard of Dan Hicks and his Hot Licks besides me?? There is a song by that title and I was humming it all the way to work today...

I need a good laugh...so how DO we make them go away?? Or how COULD we make them go away?? How to lose an addict in 10 days??

Glue the bottles caps on all the medicine bottles?

Use only electric radios??

Walk around the house singing all the time?

A Trading Spaces marathon?

Crackers in bed?

Flush while he is in the shower??

Sachets in his sock drawer?


Hugs,
JT

Hmmm,
It would have to be serious.

No food in the fridge.
No hot water.
No telephone.
No TV.
If I had a man friend!!!!

Hugs,

No ice-cream!!

No use of the phone:confused:

Leave it To Beaver reruns.

Andy of Mayberry reruns.

Daily list of chores!!

Repeated singing of "50 Ways To Lose a Lover" (drives him nuts)

Don't talk - just sing the answers from any old song...Can I borrow $10?.."Oh I Ain't Got A Barrell Of Money, Maybe I'm ragged and Funny"...Is there ANYTHING to eat? "Yes We have No Bananas" la la

Watch Jeopardy reruns and shout out all the answers:D

And last but not least...smile a lot. No reason, just smile.

Oh I forgot one - file your nails...loud.

LOL!

Thanks I needed that! :D

JT

I laugh everytime I see this title!

It is a REAL song!! Search it...I have the album and then I got it on CD. I think I got the clip one time @ Borders.com.

Dan Hicks and his Hot Licks. Good Song! Right up there with "50 Ways to Leave your Lover"

Hugs,
JT

make sure you always have around all the bank slips that show what checks bounce and the charge they charge you for each check.. i leave mine on his bathroom cabinet...ha,,,

I know, I know!!!

Run around in my pink robe all day every
day, talking to my imaginary friends.

Hugs,

I like these posts......give me a chance to be a vicious....

Give them a new ATM but no PIN

Always have empty ice cream cartons in the freezer

Take down the bathroom doors

Wallpaper the garage with the pages of the NA book

Always volunteer to ride with them to the store

Have the home phone number changed......every few days

Boy, this has felt good, I will keep thinking!

Wear my helmit 24/7.

Start an Alanon group at my home on Saturday nights.

A Dr Phil Show marathon.

Show him where SR is and let him know what my name is.

Only phones with cords.

Only pay phones!!!!!!

ROFLMAO!!!!!!! You guys are killing me here.
One of my favorites is the wallpapering the with NA book pages, oh my gosh....that would have scared me in a second!!!!

I am laughing so hard I am almost crying!!!

How about replacing the videos in the porno sleeves with Barney? Or tapes of Oprah?

Or put the parental control on all the porn sites on the computer to re-direct those addresses to C-SPAN or something like that.

Chickie-

No, no, no Chickie....replace them with the video "28 Days"...Dr. Phil, Opra and probably Barney are way over their head...they would never know they were suppose to be upset.:D

Read a recovery book - out loud.:D .

Leave them a phone message from "unknown" and the number is dial-a-prayer.

When they take your hormones, thinking they are Tylanol 3's, tell them they will grow breasts (this actually happened with my son and he checked for days!!)

Oh my God, exhausted! I read your post at work and they asked me to keep it down of how loud I have laughed. Those were great!
I think I am going to try a couple of them........

Start hanging out in the garage and reorganizing it.

All saran wrap...no foil.

Tell him you would like to "talk".

Buy tickets to the policeman's ball.

All channel surfing all the time.

Stay up later than he does.

Hugs,
JT

i love all of them but the one i love the most is take off the bathroom door, i know you all are think i am making this up, but my A stayed in there at least 80 percent of the day,, and that is no lie.. i already told him i would love to take a sledge hammer and tear up that bathroom.. he still is spending at least 50 percent of the time in there smoking cause he hasnt left his house since surgery, but i really like that. one. lets keep that one going.. i know we can come up with some really good ones........we have such a great sense of humor.....
love nana

Tell him "Because I am your mother, this is my house and I said so!"