How can I miss you when you won't go away?
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Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: Anywhere, USA
Posts: 26
This should be fun! I've actually done some of these myself.
Use selective call forwarding to forward their "friends" phone calls to the District Attorney's office or the police station. (This was a great therapeutic thing for me. Got satisfaction of knowing I am freaking out the tweekers!)
Recite a bible verse as your answering machine message. Don't forget to end by saying, "God bless you and I am praying for your recovery.
Put a message on the cell phone answering machine such as, "This is Manning's Methamphetamine Manufacturing. To place an order, press 1. To make payment arrangements, press 2. If you need an emergency fix, press 0 and the operator will help you." (Try letting him explain that when mom & dad call!)
Use selective call forwarding to forward their "friends" phone calls to the District Attorney's office or the police station. (This was a great therapeutic thing for me. Got satisfaction of knowing I am freaking out the tweekers!)
Recite a bible verse as your answering machine message. Don't forget to end by saying, "God bless you and I am praying for your recovery.
Put a message on the cell phone answering machine such as, "This is Manning's Methamphetamine Manufacturing. To place an order, press 1. To make payment arrangements, press 2. If you need an emergency fix, press 0 and the operator will help you." (Try letting him explain that when mom & dad call!)
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Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Murray, KY
Posts: 2
You know the sad thing is, I've done most of these things and he's not gone!
Some others:
Tell them you have sent a list of all the people they hang out with and their addresses and phone numbers to the state police (I actually did that too).
Tell his friends when they call that he isn't living here any more because the DEA put him in a witness protection program.
Shred all the porn magazines.
Hide all the lotion (hee hee hee).
I'm sure I could go on and on, but I'll stop there for now!
We all need a good laugh occasionally!
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Some others:
Tell them you have sent a list of all the people they hang out with and their addresses and phone numbers to the state police (I actually did that too).
Tell his friends when they call that he isn't living here any more because the DEA put him in a witness protection program.
Shred all the porn magazines.
Hide all the lotion (hee hee hee).
I'm sure I could go on and on, but I'll stop there for now!
We all need a good laugh occasionally!
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Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: Anywhere, USA
Posts: 26
Options,
I love the idea of sharing names & addresses with the police.
Ingenious!!
I've also caused my A grief with the "friends" by simply getting on the internet & looking up if they have a state record (most of them do). Then I can print it off & give it to them. They're all so paranoid that they think I work for a law enforcement agency. They don't realize that all the info is on public record!!
Laughter is good for the soul!
It may sound bad, but I actually enjoy laughing at the expense of A's "friends".:p
I love the idea of sharing names & addresses with the police.
Ingenious!! I've also caused my A grief with the "friends" by simply getting on the internet & looking up if they have a state record (most of them do). Then I can print it off & give it to them. They're all so paranoid that they think I work for a law enforcement agency. They don't realize that all the info is on public record!!
Laughter is good for the soul!
It may sound bad, but I actually enjoy laughing at the expense of A's "friends".:p
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Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: Bristol TN/VA
Posts: 12,431
OMG!
Can I take you with me when I go to court.....minds like these shouldn't be wasted....
I'm "proving" my battery was self-defense. and that I was battered.......
creative minds like these.....well, he deserves it.
Can I take you with me when I go to court.....minds like these shouldn't be wasted....
I'm "proving" my battery was self-defense. and that I was battered.......
creative minds like these.....well, he deserves it.
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Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Murray, KY
Posts: 2
liveweyered,
Is he pulling that one on you too?????????
Every time I get into it with my A and fight back because he is just "holding" me, I am the one doing the abuse. Never mind that I have bruises on my arms from him "holding" me. That's only because I try to fight him.........
GRRRRRR!
I'll testify for you!!!!
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Is he pulling that one on you too?????????
Every time I get into it with my A and fight back because he is just "holding" me, I am the one doing the abuse. Never mind that I have bruises on my arms from him "holding" me. That's only because I try to fight him.........
GRRRRRR!
I'll testify for you!!!!
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Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: georgia
Posts: 11
Live and Out,
When A and I had our last "confrontation" when he threatened to kill me.....he pulled the phone from the wall where I was calling the police and began hitting himself in the head with it and said he would tell the police that I had abused him. This was so absurd to me that I just sat there in silence and stared. I finally said, "I wonder what they will find in each of our drug screens, and how do you think it will effect your claims of ME abusing YOU????? He snapped into reality and left. I just realy do not understand their way of thinking
When A and I had our last "confrontation" when he threatened to kill me.....he pulled the phone from the wall where I was calling the police and began hitting himself in the head with it and said he would tell the police that I had abused him. This was so absurd to me that I just sat there in silence and stared. I finally said, "I wonder what they will find in each of our drug screens, and how do you think it will effect your claims of ME abusing YOU????? He snapped into reality and left. I just realy do not understand their way of thinking
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Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: georgia
Posts: 11
Live,
Trust me, I thought it was funny at the time it happened!!!! I called my sponsor when he left and said, "guess what that dumba$$ did!!". She asked me if I was scared, and I told her I was too baffled to be scared. Anyway, he has always talked a big game, but never put it into action. Good sense would prpbably make me scared, but my temper most always overrides my good sense.
Thank God he is in a program now!!!!!! He is actualy able to laugh at some of the things he did now too
Trust me, I thought it was funny at the time it happened!!!! I called my sponsor when he left and said, "guess what that dumba$$ did!!". She asked me if I was scared, and I told her I was too baffled to be scared. Anyway, he has always talked a big game, but never put it into action. Good sense would prpbably make me scared, but my temper most always overrides my good sense.
Thank God he is in a program now!!!!!! He is actualy able to laugh at some of the things he did now too
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