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Old 01-17-2006, 12:07 PM
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"diosynchrasies"

You have trouble with the spelling on this one to Cathy?

The day I spell idosynccrasisi will be the happiest day of my life.
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Old 01-17-2006, 12:10 PM
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Of course most of these apply to me, but they would probabley apply to anyone with emotional problems. Labels are useful when the feelings are bizarre - buts its when the labels get strange and irrational that I reckon they become a hinderance.
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Old 01-17-2006, 12:14 PM
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My avatar has multiple personality disorder.

He is "self will run riot". Look at his face. Unwell.
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Old 01-17-2006, 12:19 PM
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Yay! Join in the self loathing party, that sure will help everybody to feel better!

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Old 01-17-2006, 12:21 PM
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I am so sick that I am well.

Huh, think about that one.
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Old 01-17-2006, 12:41 PM
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Cathy, your thread is great, dont apologize for having a funny bone.

Just cus others want to share their misery, doesnt take away from your fun.
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Old 01-17-2006, 01:58 PM
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Originally Posted by Five
My avatar has multiple personality disorder.

He is "self will run riot". Look at his face. Unwell.
I have always found his face very disturbing, actually. But I figured that was the point.
Fun quotes, Cathy, keep 'em coming!
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Old 01-17-2006, 03:00 PM
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Cathy, I found that first quote particularly funny (and a frighteningly apt description of myself--GULP!) The most hilarious things people say start with a grain of truth. Oh, how it helps me to laugh about silly alcoholism stuff sometimes! It balances out the "woe is me!" moments.

My avatar has multiple personality disorder.

He is "self will run riot". Look at his face. Unwell.
Oh gosh, Five -- your avatar gives me fits! Whenever it's on a page I'm viewing, I just can't take my eyes off of it! AAAAAAAHHH!!

(but it does crack me up)

Have a good night, all.
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Old 01-17-2006, 03:37 PM
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Situations don't change so much as my perceptions....

That is verrry true for me!
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Old 01-17-2006, 03:39 PM
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Keep em coming cathy...cant wait to hear the next one.........
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Old 01-17-2006, 03:48 PM
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Judging by the current tone of SR, are you actually interested or not?
I'll post anyway (judging by the pm's i've received, sad that people feel not able to openly laugh at themselves...)
Let me know anyway, ok?
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Old 01-17-2006, 03:51 PM
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hells ya, Im interested. Keep em coming......

Too bad if others aint getting the jollies outta em that I am!
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Old 01-17-2006, 03:56 PM
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I am so sick that I am well.
I totally get that one, Mill.
Here's a cousin for your avatar...
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Old 01-17-2006, 06:14 PM
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Oh man.... you just gotta treasure those laughs that have you doubled over in pain with tears streaming from your eyes.

Chachacha.
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Here's a cousin for your avatar...
I wonder what their kids would look like.

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Old 01-18-2006, 02:58 AM
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You're a doll! As you said...are alcoholics sensitive or what!!!!

Next one:

(For Five & BSP)

What's the difference between an alcoholic and a drunk?
A drunk will steal your wallet, an alcoholic will steal it and help you look for it!
LOL!!!


Actually that's just a wind up, I don't find that particularly funny.

This is good:

"I've known plenty of people who have died on the way to someone else's bottom..."
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Old 01-18-2006, 03:43 AM
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"I've known plenty of people who have died on the way to someone else's bottom..."
I've known a few guys who suffocated under someone else's bottom.
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Cathy........
You Rock!!!!!!!!
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Old 01-18-2006, 04:57 AM
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Thanks (Jen)

About the ego...

My opinions may have changed...but not the fact that I am right! lol
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Old 01-18-2006, 06:46 AM
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Originally Posted by Cathy31
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You're a doll! As you said...are alcoholics sensitive or what!!!!

Next one:

(For Five & BSP)

What's the difference between an alcoholic and a drunk?
A drunk will steal your wallet, an alcoholic will steal it and help you look for it!
LOL!!!

Actually that's just a wind up, I don't find that particularly funny.

This is good:

"I've known plenty of people who have died on the way to someone else's bottom..."
lol that last one got a bit of a pervert tone over it. :P Anyway I do like this one concerning the difference between drunks and alcoholics:

"I'm a drunk, alcoholics go to meetings!"

No offense really, just thought it was funny.
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