You might be an alcoholic.....
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Join Date: Jul 2005
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You might be an alcoholic.....
if youve ever lost your car, and not bothered to look for it... you might be an alcoholic.
if youve ever sunburned the roof of your mouth.... you might be an alcoholic
if youve ever sunburned the roof of your mouth.... you might be an alcoholic
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Join Date: May 2005
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You wake up the next afternoon on the steps to your apartment realizing that you have blown chunks at both ends........Not pretty........and of couse this happened to a friend.....as I would never have been that bad off......right?
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I freinds have ever asked for your keys so you won't ride your motorcycle home and you've woken up on the pool table of the tavern the next morning with your cycle keys but no house keys.....
well you just might be a redneck... I mean alcoholic redneck. lmao
well you just might be a redneck... I mean alcoholic redneck. lmao
Where can I get a cup of tea?
Join Date: Aug 2005
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Talking of Daschunds...
I visit homes in my work (not selling thankfully) and the week before last was set upon by a nasty little Daschund. I put my size 11 boot in front of it and said something like, "See which bit you can fit in your mouth, you crabby little ba***rd".
After it tried everthing it could, but couldn't bite me, I said, "Now will you bugger off you little pipsqueak, and let me do my job?!" Then its friend charged around from the back of the house. Yep, 13st Rottweiler. Time for a nice cup of tea somewhere else.
I visit homes in my work (not selling thankfully) and the week before last was set upon by a nasty little Daschund. I put my size 11 boot in front of it and said something like, "See which bit you can fit in your mouth, you crabby little ba***rd".
After it tried everthing it could, but couldn't bite me, I said, "Now will you bugger off you little pipsqueak, and let me do my job?!" Then its friend charged around from the back of the house. Yep, 13st Rottweiler. Time for a nice cup of tea somewhere else.
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2 funny... I have always loved animals from a distance.....When my daughter aquired her first one...I thought cute but oh no.....She left it in the front yard and someone stole it....It was a tiny thing.....Well we got another and lost that one ....Okay not ment 2 be for us....Well I get a call from the pound a faraway one...Okay its our pup...I goto get it and yep its ours but I cant get it till in the morning...Because others want it...I pay the 100 dollars and said I have a little girl who needs her pup and NOW...Nope gotta come back in the morn..I did with my daughter and scrapbook of her and the pup...She even made a hat for him because it was his birthday...lol We get there and a lady from the dash rescue team says shes taking him because we are i not resp. owners...I reply yes and invisable fence sucks....My daughters crying and I am yelling now...Well the man behind the counter gives us the pup and argued with the rescue lady...As we are walking out the front door...My dughter says mom this is not my dog mine didnt have nuts...lol...I just went straight 2 the car...I panicked all the way home ...The dog could be bad and who the hell is this dog...lol Well this dog is our family and we love him...God bless because not one day of trouble...He sleeps with my daughter she has toted him like a blanket for yrs. now and he lays on his own pillow and pulls up the sheets for him and my daughter....They needed eachother....
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If you had to pee real bad and the line was too long so you just sat on a trash can in the middle of a concert and then fell in and got someone's half eaten chili cheese fries on your behind...and well you know the rest....
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