You might be an alcoholic.....
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Join Date: Sep 2008
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if while sitting at a party, you just take without asking other adjacent people's hard liquor/ mixtures, take a few sips, and hand it back without saying a word, often without knowing who they are or what exactly is in the bottle.
if out of 6 nights of partying, you black out about 3-4 hours of the night all 6 nights.
if you have ever woken up and realised the only reason you are alive is that you pased out on your side and not on your back.
if the only reason you did not black out a night of partying was because the alcohol ran out before you could get to that level.
if you see getting completely smashed only once per weekend as opposed to both nights as a disappointment, you might be a college student.
if out of 6 nights of partying, you black out about 3-4 hours of the night all 6 nights.
if you have ever woken up and realised the only reason you are alive is that you pased out on your side and not on your back.
if the only reason you did not black out a night of partying was because the alcohol ran out before you could get to that level.
if you see getting completely smashed only once per weekend as opposed to both nights as a disappointment, you might be a college student.
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Originally Posted by j'ade d'arcy 
if you think there's nothing wrong with taking ten tylonels and an alka seltzer, chewing a pack of gum and trotting off to work in the morning......
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If your favorite things are to watch sports, but you missed all of it because you were drinking and passed out during the points of the day. If your TV or Radio only has one station playing because getting up is too much work for you being drunk. If you miss party's, birthdays, weddings, because you are too hungover from the night before. If the best thing that happens when you are drunk..is nothing happens.
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Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: MA
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When you
When you decide that it is a great idea to pay a cab company $80.00 to drive to the next state over, because there liquor stores open at 9am on Sunday's and you think this is okay because at least you aren't driving.
When you frequent different liquor stores in your hometown, because god forbid the liquor store man thinks you might have a drinking problem
When you drive around your neighborhood multiple times in one day looking for a different dumpster to throw your empty stash evidence away, because God forbid the garbage man thinks you have a drinking problem.
When you get pissed when the liquor store changes owners and they move everything around. I had no idea where to find my stuff!! How dare they!!!
You might be an alcoholic.......
When you frequent different liquor stores in your hometown, because god forbid the liquor store man thinks you might have a drinking problem
When you drive around your neighborhood multiple times in one day looking for a different dumpster to throw your empty stash evidence away, because God forbid the garbage man thinks you have a drinking problem.
When you get pissed when the liquor store changes owners and they move everything around. I had no idea where to find my stuff!! How dare they!!!
You might be an alcoholic.......
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Join Date: Nov 2008
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If you get into relationships with hard drinking "Bad Boys" so you can hide your teensy-little problem behind his enormous one...
If you've ever had to crawl up a ways, to "Hit Bottom"...
You might be an alcoholic...
If you've ever had to crawl up a ways, to "Hit Bottom"...
You might be an alcoholic...
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Join Date: Mar 2009
Location: Nashville, TN
Posts: 21
Your 4-year-old asks you if you want some beer.
You send empties cascading down the driveway after digging through the garbage for a useable cigarette butt and then wave to the awakened neighbors from a supine position.
Members of the opposite sex cross the street to avoid your beer-bellied stagger.
You send empties cascading down the driveway after digging through the garbage for a useable cigarette butt and then wave to the awakened neighbors from a supine position.
Members of the opposite sex cross the street to avoid your beer-bellied stagger.
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Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Colorado Springs, CO
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Originally Posted by sailorjohn
If you get roused after a night of hard drinking at 7 am by the skipper and quickly realize that you don't have a hangover-you're still drunk....
Wanna know really bad? A rigid hull inflatable rocking back and forth for hours after a really rough night. Gah, sea sickness on top of a hangover.
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