You might be an alcoholic.....
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Originally Posted by GoldenGutters
If you're jobless, living on a beach, wearing dirty clothes, and unbathed complaining about the sad state of the world saying, "The world would be a much better place if they'd just listen to me"....
YEAH, THEY JUST NEED TO LISTEN TO ME
We all need each other.
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If you go to the store on Friday and buy a 30-pack of beer and a fifth for the weekend, then have to go the store again on Saturday for more......
.......you might be an alcoholic.
.......you might be an alcoholic.
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If you pass out with your face on an air conditioner vent and you throw up in the vent and when you wake up at 2pm the next day your long hair is tangled and plastered to the vent and you can't move your head so you have to yell at someone to pour warm water on your hair to detatch you from the vent:andy:
you might be an alcoholic
you might be an alcoholic
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If you and your friends go out and get a pint each and they're blatheringly drunk after about a third of their bottles and you've swilled your bottle down in two gulps and are ready to get the party started....
If your bestest drinking buddy in the whole wide world says you might want to go to AA...
If your bestest drinking buddy in the whole wide world says you might want to go to AA...
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Originally Posted by FaeryQueen
If you pass out with your face on an air conditioner vent and you throw up in the vent and when you wake up at 2pm the next day your long hair is tangled and plastered to the vent and you can't move your head so you have to yell at someone to pour warm water on your hair to detatch you from the vent:andy:
you might be an alcoholic
you might be an alcoholic
God, I can't imagine the stench you must have smelled everytime the AC and/or heater went on after that.
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if you shuffle around the house in the morning draining the last dregs from the empties strewn about the house.......
if you are worried that someone might wake up while you are doing this.....not because you don't want to get caught....you don't want to share!!
you could be an alcoholic!!
if you are worried that someone might wake up while you are doing this.....not because you don't want to get caught....you don't want to share!!
you could be an alcoholic!!
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Originally Posted by CAPTAINZING2000
YEAH, THEY JUST NEED TO LISTEN TO ME
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If you've ever stuck your finger down your own throat so your family wouldn't realize how much you'd had to drink ...
If you've ever eaten a mint so your boss wouldn't smell your breath when they walk into your office ...
If you've sat around countless AA meetings thinking, "Damn, glad I'm not a sad sack of **** like that guy/gal,"
You might be an alcoholic. Or not. I'm not talking anyone's inventory.
If you've ever eaten a mint so your boss wouldn't smell your breath when they walk into your office ...
If you've sat around countless AA meetings thinking, "Damn, glad I'm not a sad sack of **** like that guy/gal,"
You might be an alcoholic. Or not. I'm not talking anyone's inventory.
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if it seems like a super plan to call distant family members, old lovers, your credit card company....while sloshed....babbling drunkenly about strange paranoid delusions.......
drunk dialing a very clear indication that you may be an alcoholic
drunk dialing a very clear indication that you may be an alcoholic
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...if you try to juggle convience stores as not to look like a booze hound. You can't remember which one you went into the night before, due to a blackout, and end up going in the same one the next morning. Especially bad when the same clerk is on duty. They always seem to remember and have to point out---->Hey...you were just in here last night! AAARRGH!
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You might be a alcoholic if your garbage sevice contacts you and say's that they were unable to dump your toter because it was to heavy because of all the beer bottles
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you might be an alcoholic if you are totally drunk and you do the Lorraine dance when out at a night club thinking its hilarious and then realize that half the young people havn,t watched Sienfield and now you truly are the dorky one. wear a big hat and sunglassess the next day!
NOT EVEN 1 CLUB!!
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If you are laying there naked, look up at the cops and say,
"What are you doing here? You weren't invited!!"
If they won't let you in the bar because they've been watching you try to get to the door IN ROLLER BLADES!!
If you get kicked out of a stip club before you get in. Because I shouldn't have to pay, I'm not gay!!
Skinny dipping off Navy Pier in beautiful downtown Chicago!! UGH!!!!!
"What are you doing here? You weren't invited!!"
If they won't let you in the bar because they've been watching you try to get to the door IN ROLLER BLADES!!
If you get kicked out of a stip club before you get in. Because I shouldn't have to pay, I'm not gay!!
Skinny dipping off Navy Pier in beautiful downtown Chicago!! UGH!!!!!
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Originally Posted by CAPTAINZING2000
If, you can't get any one to bail you out of jail because everyone says you're better off in jail.
you might be an alcoholic.
you might be an alcoholic.
that is just too funny... i really did lol !! of course, not because it HITS HOME OR ANYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Missy,
you made me wish I was a cop after reading this
you made me wish I was a cop after reading this
Originally Posted by Little Missy
If you are laying there naked, look up at the cops and say,
"What are you doing here? You weren't invited!!"
If they won't let you in the bar because they've been watching you try to get to the door IN ROLLER BLADES!!
If you get kicked out of a stip club before you get in. Because I shouldn't have to pay, I'm not gay!!
Skinny dipping off Navy Pier in beautiful downtown Chicago!! UGH!!!!!
"What are you doing here? You weren't invited!!"
If they won't let you in the bar because they've been watching you try to get to the door IN ROLLER BLADES!!
If you get kicked out of a stip club before you get in. Because I shouldn't have to pay, I'm not gay!!
Skinny dipping off Navy Pier in beautiful downtown Chicago!! UGH!!!!!
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