Why do alcoholics love platitudes?
Dreamlike...Now
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I don't know, but anytime I see something screech across a room and latch onto someones neck, and the guy screams and tries to get it off, I have to laugh, because what is that thing.
ripped off from the great jack handy......
ripped off from the great jack handy......
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Originally Posted by minnie
Aren't many (not all) of the slogans just universal truths?
Knucklehead
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Originally Posted by FaeryQueen
I don't know, but anytime I see something screech across a room and latch onto someones neck, and the guy screams and tries to get it off, I have to laugh, because what is that thing.
ripped off from the great jack handy......
ripped off from the great jack handy......
Doorknob
Where can I get a cup of tea?
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Originally Posted by Evanna
My blood boils and i want to punch people in the face.
(In fact, especially so).
Dreamlike...Now
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Yep.
One of our best exports
One of our best exports
...sorry Dan...I JUST CAN'T HELP IT....you understand right? Filipino kid: You are American?
Tourist: No, I'm a Canadian. It's like an American, but without the gun.
The Kids in the Hall
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More Kids...
Dear Guy I Clotheslined As You Went By on Your Bicycle.
You don't know me, but I'm the guy who broke your collarbone. Now I've asked myself over and over why did I clothesline that guy. Perhaps I watched too much slapstick as a kid and expected you to get up after being violently assaulted. Imagine my confusion when you did not. Although not so confused that I'd actually hang around.
In all fairness, It was pretty funny, I mean the last thing you'd expect as you were riding merrily by on your bike is that someone you didn't know at all would stick out his arm and crush your throat.
I mean, you really should have seen it, It was just like WAM! BAM! (hahaha)
ANY-WAY....
In closing, as you lay there convalescing in your hospital be, I'm forced to wonder 'What were you doing riding your bike on the sidewalk anyway, Huh, ya *******? side-WALK!
Maybe sometimes we bring heartache upon ourselves.
Signed, the guy that collapsed your trachea.
You don't know me, but I'm the guy who broke your collarbone. Now I've asked myself over and over why did I clothesline that guy. Perhaps I watched too much slapstick as a kid and expected you to get up after being violently assaulted. Imagine my confusion when you did not. Although not so confused that I'd actually hang around.
In all fairness, It was pretty funny, I mean the last thing you'd expect as you were riding merrily by on your bike is that someone you didn't know at all would stick out his arm and crush your throat.
I mean, you really should have seen it, It was just like WAM! BAM! (hahaha)
ANY-WAY....
In closing, as you lay there convalescing in your hospital be, I'm forced to wonder 'What were you doing riding your bike on the sidewalk anyway, Huh, ya *******? side-WALK!
Maybe sometimes we bring heartache upon ourselves.
Signed, the guy that collapsed your trachea.
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