steve-in-kville

.... you've been sober for a while, but they don't know that!

My wife, about two weeks after I quit: "you smell funny. Are you using different bath soap?"

Nope. I just don't have vodka seeping out my pores 24/7.

Bubovski

................................Youv'e lost weight , have you been sick?
Nope, it must be the lack of all those alcoholic killer joules!

TorontoGuy28

....."your face looks so healthy"......."you look younger !"

Farrier

"You quit drinking?", "Wow, I wish I could do that"

Outonthetiles

"I need to do that too" (stop drinking) and "You look very healthy."

steve-in-kville

"Yeah, I should really stop smoking."