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Old 08-12-2018, 12:44 AM
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Originally Posted by Purplrks3647 View Post
12:30 am.....it is OF-FISH-ALLY Sunday...

Sorry
Cod, I come to this Plaice and all I get is Fish jokes.

It's giving me a Haddock.
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Old 08-12-2018, 12:51 AM
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Count me in for a ride on the Sober Bus away from the lake!
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Old 08-12-2018, 12:52 AM
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sounds like we are offishending
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Old 08-12-2018, 01:19 AM
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One of my favourite singers!

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Old 08-12-2018, 02:19 AM
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What do you guys think of a spa resort? Destination: Paradise Valley, Arizona

Say "hello" to Stevie Nicks...she lives in PV!
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Old 08-12-2018, 02:21 AM
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If everyone fishing for a laugh?
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Old 08-12-2018, 03:04 AM
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Hungry?

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Old 08-12-2018, 03:12 AM
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What did the fish say when he posted bail?

Whew, I'm off the hook!
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Old 08-12-2018, 03:17 AM
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The cat is reeeeeeal cool in Red Dwarf

Very effishent
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Old 08-12-2018, 03:29 AM
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I think that our jokes are getting alittle too corny.
Let's try to be alittle more sofishticated.
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Old 08-12-2018, 04:07 AM
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Does anyone fancy going fishing? Just for the halibut.
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Old 08-12-2018, 04:11 AM
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I once caught a fish with two knees! Really...

It was a tuneefish!
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Old 08-12-2018, 05:15 AM
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Old 08-12-2018, 07:23 AM
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OMG "tuneefish"
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Old 08-12-2018, 08:20 AM
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Some friends of mine wrote a song called "No Fish Today" a few weeks ago!



The french part "On a rien pogné" means "We didn't catch anything"

Just to stay in the fish pond...
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Old 08-12-2018, 10:16 AM
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I just finished a great book called "How to Fish" by Will Kechem
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Old 08-12-2018, 10:24 AM
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I once caught a fish with two knees! Really...

It was a tuneefish!
Not bad but cod do better.

I cannot think of any fish puns of the top of my head. I'll have to mullet over.
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Old 08-12-2018, 11:20 AM
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Did you hear about the fish pop star that used autotuna?
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Old 08-12-2018, 01:14 PM
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You mean the Starfish?!?!

Sorry, couldn't help it
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Old 08-12-2018, 02:39 PM
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Hope everyone is having a great Sunday! My family took me out to a seafood restaurant and a terrible fight broke out.

Two fish got battered!
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