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Old 04-02-2018, 07:02 PM
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Why do ukulele players stand for long periods outside people's houses?
They can't find the key and they don't know when to come in.

Why do people tremble with fear when someone comes into a bank carrying a violin case?
They think he's carrying a machine gun and might be about to use it.

Why do people tremble with fear when someone comes into a bank carrying a ukulele case?
They think he's carrying a ukulele and might be about to use it.
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Hello to all my Sober Busketeer comrades! The Last Vegas Sober Bus worked just fine but I am glad to be back on SR's Sober Bus with all of you.
Welcome home Ringo! we missed ya!
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Welcome back from your vacation Ringo.

Saoutchik, what I’ve called your welli boots in my world is, mud/rain boots. They are fun for really kickin it up and not having to worry about getting to dirty.

To add along with the musician jokes:

Two Beach Boys walk into a bar. “Round?” “Round.” “Get a round?” “I’ll get a round!”

and,

Q: How does Bob Marley like his donuts?
A: Wi’ jam in.

We don't have to do this alone!!!
No we don't, doing it alone doesn't work very often. So jump on Our Sober Bus.

Holding on to my seat on Our Sober Bus. My AV was anxious around the 5:00 o'clock somewhere time. but I hit the basturd back with a big NO. Actually I had to tell him a few times, but we both finally listened.

Hanging in there and hanging on.
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Old 04-02-2018, 09:24 PM
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We had unexpected company today so I missed the bus today
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Old 04-02-2018, 09:26 PM
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Sorry that I am so late with the treat!
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Old 04-02-2018, 09:27 PM
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Goodnight, all.

Sweet dreams.

See you tomorrow.
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Old 04-02-2018, 09:54 PM
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We had unexpected company today so I missed the bus today
Sweet dreams to you to SoberLeigh, and thank you for still thinking of us and bringing your lovely treats.
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Old 04-03-2018, 01:48 AM
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Happy to see you back Ringo!
Glad you hang on Time²

My music joke ♪♫ :
Q: How do you get a million dollars?
A: Start off with 2 million and buy an accordion store.

Have a good day busketeers!
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Old 04-03-2018, 02:21 AM
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Today's Centering Thought:
"I see myself as a being of light."
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Today's Centering Thought:
"I see myself as a being of light."
I'm on!!! Lets have a meditation session in the meditation room!!!
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Old 04-03-2018, 03:57 AM
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Good morning my friends. Welcome to another day on the sober bus. Who can find a great spot out in nature for a meditation session?
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Oh ChloeRose my friend, see what you started with the corny jokes?

Bad jokes Wednesday on the sober bus..... I'm looking for some humdingers, be back later.

Have a wonderful day y'all.
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Wait it's Tuesday..... geez I don't know what day it is. Lololol
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Old 04-03-2018, 05:09 AM
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"First you forget names, then you forget faces...then you forget to pull your zipper up and, finally, you forget to pull it down!"
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How's this: I found a meditation retreat in Puerto Vallarta, Mexico

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Old 04-03-2018, 06:03 AM
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¡Si`, es muy perfecto, seniorita Purps!

¡Vamos en el autobus ahora!
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Vavanos! (I think this is Let's Go!)

No place I'd rather be than on the Sober Bus.
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