Diary of a Mad Cow, Part XIII: "I Got a Moo Attitude"
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The only thing I ever found in the forest was a frozen French baguette that fell through the trees at me while I was "resting" at McLeans Hospital in Boston.
I decided it would be my higher power because it happened specifically to me, and we were given the assignment to find our higher power right before it happened.
Just watched HBO documentary about Frank Sinatra. Gee, I love his music. What a good/bad guy.
I decided it would be my higher power because it happened specifically to me, and we were given the assignment to find our higher power right before it happened.
Just watched HBO documentary about Frank Sinatra. Gee, I love his music. What a good/bad guy.
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Manna from heaven?
I used to get up early in the morning when I was little and listen to Frank Sinatra on our old record player. There was something slightly sinister about though, wasn't there? Wouldn't want to get on the wrong side of him.
I used to get up early in the morning when I was little and listen to Frank Sinatra on our old record player. There was something slightly sinister about though, wasn't there? Wouldn't want to get on the wrong side of him.
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Originally Posted by walkbeformakrun 
Is super moon the same as harvest moon? Here in the Midwest we have something called the harvest moon. We also had this great QB at my school, MICHIGAN, named Tom Brady. He won a national championship while with us. Is it the same guy? I don't follow pro so I always wondered if he did well there or not.
BTW, ASU is playing Texas A&M tonight. My wife is from Scotsdale so I'm going to be watching their 30 year old QB do his stuff tonight.
For Labor Day I want to take my kids to the beach, cook and sleep out overnight. Not sure if "Scotsdale" will let me though. Lots of bad history with drinking at the beach.
As for bone fragments, Cow, I think I got one of yours in my eye! Ouch!
Welcome back, Cow! We share a birthday. A day apart if I remember from last year. Now, let's all post our SS numbers! 😀
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Woe is Moo.
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Sometime I has no idea what anybody talking bout. But I just go with it.
Melissa, if frozen French baguette fall out of tree and bonk me on my head, that would total be my higher power, too. That best higher power I ever heard of! But then, I would probable put some Irish butter on it and eat it. Is okay if you eat you higher power? Cuz then eventual you poops you higher power out. Then you higher power get flush away and is in sewer systems somewhere, and is like, OMG, my higher power poop is lost to me forever!
Melissa, if frozen French baguette fall out of tree and bonk me on my head, that would total be my higher power, too. That best higher power I ever heard of! But then, I would probable put some Irish butter on it and eat it. Is okay if you eat you higher power? Cuz then eventual you poops you higher power out. Then you higher power get flush away and is in sewer systems somewhere, and is like, OMG, my higher power poop is lost to me forever!
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On MythBusters they showed how to polish a turd.
That's a fascinating story Melissa. Was it cold outside when this happened? The fact that it was frozen when it hit you is intriguing.
My magic stick has been on the fritz. It's almost 52 years old so I guess it happens.
That's a fascinating story Melissa. Was it cold outside when this happened? The fact that it was frozen when it hit you is intriguing.
My magic stick has been on the fritz. It's almost 52 years old so I guess it happens.
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Gosh, I'm lost too Cow...guess I need to read post more carefully.. :-)
I am with Cow on the Irish butter; none better in my book..
I don't have a magic wand, but I held a 4 leaf clover once...does that count for anything around here?....not a magic wand or a baguette, but still...
I am with Cow on the Irish butter; none better in my book..
I don't have a magic wand, but I held a 4 leaf clover once...does that count for anything around here?....not a magic wand or a baguette, but still...
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I call the rule card!
Yes, it was winter and we were excused for lunch. I walked back to my room past some woods and down through the branches came a lovely frozen French baguette. Not a dinner roll, mind you. A baguette. I laughed and thought about the absurdity of it and continued on my way. When I crossed the same path after lunch, it was gone. Did somebody else eat my higher power? That's okay with me.
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Yes, it was winter and we were excused for lunch. I walked back to my room past some woods and down through the branches came a lovely frozen French baguette. Not a dinner roll, mind you. A baguette. I laughed and thought about the absurdity of it and continued on my way. When I crossed the same path after lunch, it was gone. Did somebody else eat my higher power? That's okay with me.
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Originally Posted by Tooshabby
I have to google this polishing a turd business. There may be hope for me yet.
lol...I see what you mean about flushing your HP turd, Cow, but it is kind of a sharing thing to do(?)
lol...I see what you mean about flushing your HP turd, Cow, but it is kind of a sharing thing to do(?)
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OMG I just looked up the meaning of the word Baguette
The word "baguette" was not used to refer to a type of bread until 1920,[2] but what is now known as a baguette may have existed well before that. The word simply means "wand" or "baton", as in baguette magique (magic wand), baguettes chinoises (chopsticks), or baguette de direction (conductor's baton).
A frozen baguette magique hit you on the head Melissa. That's chilling.
The word "baguette" was not used to refer to a type of bread until 1920,[2] but what is now known as a baguette may have existed well before that. The word simply means "wand" or "baton", as in baguette magique (magic wand), baguettes chinoises (chopsticks), or baguette de direction (conductor's baton).
A frozen baguette magique hit you on the head Melissa. That's chilling.
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