Diary of a Mad Cow, Part XIII: "I Got a Moo Attitude"
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Cool Shabs!
Thanks Melissa, my stay at cabin in statistics:
Number of deer seen: 5
Number of dirtbike crashes: 2 (only serious injury is fracture finger.)
Number of turantula I help across road so it not get run over: 1 (pure black beauty.)
Number of hours I take to lead lost fellow dirtbiker dude back to his campsite: 2.
Number of time that guy attempt to give me gentle fatherly lecture about not wearing helmet, gloves or boots, cuz he hate for serious injury to ever happen to nice girl like me: priceless.
Thanks Melissa, my stay at cabin in statistics:
Number of deer seen: 5
Number of dirtbike crashes: 2 (only serious injury is fracture finger.)
Number of turantula I help across road so it not get run over: 1 (pure black beauty.)
Number of hours I take to lead lost fellow dirtbiker dude back to his campsite: 2.
Number of time that guy attempt to give me gentle fatherly lecture about not wearing helmet, gloves or boots, cuz he hate for serious injury to ever happen to nice girl like me: priceless.
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Hey Puff, very glad you doing well.
Finger not cut trip short. It happen on my last ride, so that good. Is hairline and they just bandage it. It not even hurt too much anymore. Could have been lot worse. Maybe I take that guy advice and get some gloves!
Anybody doing Labor Days stuff? I just gonna watch tennis all weekend and dream of maybe get back on the court this fall.
Finger not cut trip short. It happen on my last ride, so that good. Is hairline and they just bandage it. It not even hurt too much anymore. Could have been lot worse. Maybe I take that guy advice and get some gloves!
Anybody doing Labor Days stuff? I just gonna watch tennis all weekend and dream of maybe get back on the court this fall.
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Dear Cow, I shall not scatter my stardust before bovines. She's dusty enough as is. sorry about your finger. darn inconvenient, I'm sure.
I'm in a bit of a funk and am unable to shake out of it. No specific reason. Maybe just a bad alignment.
Love from Lenina
oh, I am supposed to be in a parade on Monday. And I have a dinner Sunday night. Hope I can make them.
I'm in a bit of a funk and am unable to shake out of it. No specific reason. Maybe just a bad alignment.
Love from Lenina
oh, I am supposed to be in a parade on Monday. And I have a dinner Sunday night. Hope I can make them.
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Lenina, I hope you know I kid only as sign of affections. (I know you know, but just so you know.)
Sorry you in funk. What parade is you in? You has to go! Is not many who can say they once gave pageant wave from a float!
Sorry you in funk. What parade is you in? You has to go! Is not many who can say they once gave pageant wave from a float!
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Is super moon the same as harvest moon? Here in the Midwest we have something called the harvest moon. We also had this great QB at my school, MICHIGAN, named Tom Brady. He won a national championship while with us. Is it the same guy? I don't follow pro so I always wondered if he did well there or not.
BTW, ASU is playing Texas A&M tonight. My wife is from Scotsdale so I'm going to be watching their 30 year old QB do his stuff tonight.
For Labor Day I want to take my kids to the beach, cook and sleep out overnight. Not sure if "Scotsdale" will let me though. Lots of bad history with drinking at the beach.
As for bone fragments, Cow, I think I got one of yours in my eye! Ouch!
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((((Cow)))) I know you tease. No worries there. I have been in several parades in the line of duty and do a very fine pageant wave, if I do say so myself! I have a nice collection of Tee shirts to commemorate said events.
I'd much prefer a prom dress though, And a tiara. and perhaps aMagic Wand. But that might be seen as sexist and elitist. Rather than magical. This world today. It's hard to set a hoof right even if one has the best intentions. Sigh.
Love to you, dear Cow! From CAL
I'd much prefer a prom dress though, And a tiara. and perhaps aMagic Wand. But that might be seen as sexist and elitist. Rather than magical. This world today. It's hard to set a hoof right even if one has the best intentions. Sigh.
Love to you, dear Cow! From CAL
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Supermoon is when moon orbit is closest to Earth, so it look bigger.
Is no beach in Scottsdale or anywhere in AZ, MB4MR. ...So, you must has been REALLY drunk.
Crazy Ass Lenina, somehow I knew you had pageant wave in you pocket. Guess what, I have actual magic wand. Yes, I do! Maybe I take picture and post it. I found it in forest in middle of nowhere, like almost 20 year ago, is true story. I remember thinking then, in my 30's --WTF?! OMG! Surely this gonna turn my life around! How could it not be sign from Universe! ....Doh!
Is no beach in Scottsdale or anywhere in AZ, MB4MR. ...So, you must has been REALLY drunk.
Crazy Ass Lenina, somehow I knew you had pageant wave in you pocket. Guess what, I have actual magic wand. Yes, I do! Maybe I take picture and post it. I found it in forest in middle of nowhere, like almost 20 year ago, is true story. I remember thinking then, in my 30's --WTF?! OMG! Surely this gonna turn my life around! How could it not be sign from Universe! ....Doh!
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Cow! Real magic wands come from the forest, not the Disney store! I think you got a good one, you just need to use it correctly! It's a lot like glitter eyeliner, it must be correctly applied to have the desired effect. Otherwise, you just end up with sparkles in your crow's feet and runny mascara. Not a good look for anyone.
Love from Lenina
Love from Lenina
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What a cruel twist of fate! If I found a magic wand in a forest it would get me thinking the same thing. How bizarre. I guess some witch must have left it there by mistake.
Hope you are feeling defunked soon, Lenina :-)
Hope you are feeling defunked soon, Lenina :-)
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Yes, well my wand not work for shht! In all these years!
Maybe I need to take it off wall and carry it around and point it at stuff. Hmm, yes, I think I will. But only if you promises to bail me out when I get lock up for that.
Maybe I need to take it off wall and carry it around and point it at stuff. Hmm, yes, I think I will. But only if you promises to bail me out when I get lock up for that.
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Cow, good rule of thumb is, never conjure that which you cannot banish. But I usually have a little bail cash in my pageant pockets. I learned quick and early. Never need bail for myself (I'm rather fleet of mouth at times) but have bailed a few siblings and cohorts.
The wand may need charging.
Love from Lenina
The wand may need charging.
Love from Lenina
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It's good to see you around here, Lenina! 
I hope the parade has fine weather -- I suppose in La-La Land you can count on it. I've never done a pageant wave or a pageant anything, but my new daughter-in-law's sister can pop a mean sorority pose.
I hope the parade has fine weather -- I suppose in La-La Land you can count on it. I've never done a pageant wave or a pageant anything, but my new daughter-in-law's sister can pop a mean sorority pose.
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((((((Courage))))) good to see you always! The weathers should be good. Got extra sunscreen and am seeing about umbrellas lest my porcelain skin gets are liver spotty and wrinkly.
Love to you! Lenina
Love to you! Lenina
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