Dairy of a Sad Cow Part 1: Sour Milk
 

Le Moo is taking some time off between threads, hopefully doing the good things for her Moo-ness that we all wish for her. I recently reduced my stresses by orders of magnitude and hey, it's Christmas!

What can we do, while the heifer's gone, to maybe get a grin or chuckle when she returns?

Great idea, trachs. Cow . . . . I always miss her when she's gone.

So what shall we do? Have to think about this.

I already tried the cartoons:

http://twitpic.com/show/large/3ijx7

That didn't work.

Poetry is at best a balm, not a chuckle generator

Standing there in a puddle of mud:
a cow, black and white, but mostly
brown.

It seems to smile with those big black eyes,
lashes blinking at mosquitos,
tail lashing at flies,
covered in mud
simple pleasure.

Mud,
alfalfa,
field of grass.

She chews her cud and blinks her eyes,
staring through me like I’m not here.

You’re a shy one,
aren’t you? Brown
with mud.
You’re afraid.

You’re the one who licked my hand
like a puppy when we were younger.
(You don’t remember, do you?)

But I brought you a salt block,
just like last time. You don’t have to remember.

Mud,
alfalfa,
field of grass,
covered in mud
simple pleasure.

Should we chip in for a portrait sitting?

http://blog.rowleygallery.co.uk/wp-c...inting-11.jpeg

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Mam, all this cleverness . . . . And I am still thinking.

Maybe some music?

My device won't play the video; rats.

That's a shame. Great old rock.

http://www.google.com/url?sa=t&rct=j...81828268,d.cWc

Maybe a cow vid.

Hurry back, Cow! Look at us knocking ourselves out trying to amuse you and fill the void!

Maybe watching her Merengue video will bring her back

Does anyone know how to view Cow's Facebook show without using Fb? I don't want to stick my toe into that pool!

I think we need more cowbell!

Oh my! This is hilarious!

I'm overly tired and have nothing to contribute but my giggles.

XXOO CAL

Ok. Here's a little Ogden Nash

I've never seen a purple cow
I never hope to see one.
But I can tell you this my friend,
I'd rather see than be one!


I love a purple cow. Vanilla ice cream with grape nehi. Yummy. I guess welch grape fizzy would work

Love from the Cowgirl LeeLee

Perfect, Strat.

Cow, you can't leave us to our own devices. See what we get into!!!!!!

Trachs, you are too much!!!!!

That was a hoot.