Sorensen

One night at a friends going away party I drank 18 beers in the backyard and polished off a few more at the bar before getting kicked out by the bouncer for being too wasted. Two of my friends put me in a cab and gave him the wrong address. The cab driver drove around for an hour racking up the meter and I was passed out in the back seat. When he finally dropped me off in a random neighbourhood, I found somebodies porch and passed out again until the owner came out and told me to beat it. I guess I was snoring loud lol. I passed out again 30 feet away in a patch of grass for another hour. When I woke up again I was still not sure where I was so I dialed 911 and asked for a ride from the police. They pointed me in the right direction and I walked 45 minutes home drunk as a skunk.