karate

I buy all my tractor oil ,batteries ,ect at wally world .

Our wally has an automotive dept ,you can go through and its quick ,not many people there .

I saw an old friend there at 8am buying a 30 pack of beer ,He came up with all the old excuses i used to use .

Fellow is 60-65 years old ,Why did he have to give me an explanination ?

Lifewillgetbet

He thought it would be nice to let you know the "real reason" for buying beer in the morning. hahaa.

caboblanco

He's going on a fishing trip with his buddies

sobergirl77

I remember all too clearly the shame I'd feel buying alcohol in the early morning. I bought as early as 6:30am in my really bad days. The clerks who would make small talk and smile and look me in the eye always made me feel a little less ashamed. I wouldn't bother making excuses, as my shaky hands and unkempt appearance would give me away.

karate

With the attitude i have these days ,Id just tell them ,yep im going to drink all of this myself .

But i used to try to hide it too ,for some reason .

As if anyone at the counter really cares what a drunk does

Anandamide

"I'm just extracting the ethanol for my homemade mouthwash..."

tootsl1

I'm sending my St Bernard on a rescue mission and need to top up his brandy barrel

GracieLou

"This is for my husband/BF, you know how he is"

I never drank beer but my husbands/BF/Cat/Dog always had a bigger problem than me..lol

Lifewillgetbet

I was "having a bunch of people over later on" every night.
I would go to different stores every night because I got lazy.

EndGameNYC

"I came here to return my power saw. They didn't have the model I wanted, so they gave me this instead."

tootsl1

My 5 year old prefers it to milk on his cereal

ippochick

this vodka is the only thing that stops the damn hinge on the bathroom door squeaking. plus, i have like 15 carburettors to clean. you know how it is.

Anandamide

"It's for my pet monkey, you know how they are sometimes. "
"Not really..."
"See ya later!"

tomsteve

when I did it and made excuses, it was because I knew it wasn't right.

karate

Thats funny right there ,I dont care who you are !

DoubleBarrel

I had my own fridge just for booze.

Never ran out.