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Old 12-14-2013, 09:57 PM
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We don't use pints here , call 375ml a mickey. Alcoholics by one at earliest opening time and then again by noon is my experience. Normal folks buy one and it lasts days.
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Old 12-15-2013, 09:18 AM
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a half pint is not enough for an alkie I don't think[/QUOTE]

I needed to buy half pints to go with the 1.75L bottles.

Why? Because 1.75L bottles are unsafe to drink in a car (they hit the roof).
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Old 12-15-2013, 11:25 AM
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This is a goofy thread, and I like it.

I didn't feel complete unless I had at least a plastic pint in my backpack, coat pocket, or in the back pocket of my trousers/shorts, depending on the time of year. I'd usually buy four pints at a time, since I was drinking between three and four pints for each round of drinking. The clerk at the liquor store once mentioned that I'd save money if I simply bought vodka in quarts. I didn't say a word, but thought, "I'm an alcoholic. I need to have pints."

While I did occasionally drink at bars during my three-year relapse (mostly with my ex so that when I drank heavily when we got home, should wouldn't know the difference -- I wasn't a beer drinker, but often used a beer as a prop to allow me to smell and act like I'd been drinking), I did most of my drinking at home, while commuting back and forth to work, outside when my ex was home and I needed to do some heavy drinking without her catching on -- Central Park, in a community garden with picnic tables a block away from where we lived, and while walking around the neighborhood, or in front of the bodega. I'd get a cup of ice for fifty cents, and mix my vodka with Diet Coke or iced tea. When it was too cold to drink outside, I'd go to McDonald's and buy a Diet Coke. I'd then go to the mens' room, pour out some of the coke, and fill it with vodka. No one bothered me since I made a purchase. If we'd had a dog, I would have walked it to death.

Oh...Towards the end of my relapse, pints also came in handy at work. I was working a dead-end job, partly because that's all I could do, and partly because I knew I'd be able to drink at work. I was regularly being warned about staff smelling alcohol around me, but I didn't care. One day after work, my supervisor called and said one of the nurses saw a pint in my back pocket, and that I shouldn't come back to work. I don't recall much about the day I got busted.

Even at home, my ex caught me frequently, though this was usually due to my carelessness/drunkenness...We both had leather coats for the winter. I used to hide a pint or more in my pocket while the coat was hanging from a stand by the front door, so that I didn't have to sneak it past her when I got home, and so that I had easy access to it after she went to bed. One morning, I woke up and there were two pints standing on the kitchen table. Seems I'd stashed them in the pockets of her coat which was hanging next to mine.
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Old 12-15-2013, 11:33 AM
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I assume in the states a pint is a bottle serving? we usually have them in 70cl in the UK or 35cl - a pint would be between the two and isn't sold as a bottle. A pint is something you order in a bar- a pint of beer or cider. I have used pint glasses to drink vodka - usually a quarter pint of vodka and the rest mixer and thats how I've drank the night through a bottle.
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Old 12-15-2013, 04:21 PM
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You cannot legislate the behavior of addicted people. The USA tried that with Prohibition. It is a useful parable for the war on "drugs".

Back when I lived in downtown San Francisco, I went to my local bodega for some cough syrup. A woman in line berated me for buying "'tussin", and said that I would be good to go if I "burned that sh&t out -- likker!" Fun times.
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Old 12-15-2013, 10:00 PM
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I believe hip flasks became popular in the Prohibition days, and perhaps pint-size liquor bottles were developed to emulate the hip flask look. Of course, these days, only hard-core alcoholics and wanna-be poseurs would carry around a hip flask.

Which reminds me -- one of my colleagues once gave me the gift of a fancy hip flask on which was inscribed, 'Get Your Sh*t Together!" I guess it was his tender way of expressing concern about my escalating drinking problem. At the time, I found it insulting. I still have the flask as a memento.

I was very good at math. I had it all figured out. It was all about bang for the buck. The brand of beverage or even the type -- beer, malt liquor, wine, hard liquor -- didn't matter. I had it all memorized: the cost of the container (cans of various sizes, 12-packs, wine bottles, magnums, fifths, liters, handles, etc.), divided by how many ounces per container, times how much alcohol by volume (ABV) equaled how many "standard" drinks per unit price. I knew how to get the exact dosage I needed to establish or maintain a certain level of drunkenness (which, of course, escalated over time) for the lowest price. Imagine what I might have accomplished had I used those math skills more productively!
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Old 12-16-2013, 12:37 AM
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The ONLY time I ever bought a pint was when I was broke on a Thursday before payday.

I started buying fifths, then liters and on to 1/2 gallons. Not only did I want to make sure I had enough but I also wanted to avoid extra stops at the liquor store.

I did not want to stop everyday, ain't nobody got time for that!
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Old 12-16-2013, 08:27 AM
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For the past couple years, in an attempt to 'control' my intake, I would only buy pints of vodka (and I would actually pour 1-2 'shots' out because I pretty much knew my black-out point and I was terrified of black-outs.
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Old 12-16-2013, 11:18 AM
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Wow, listening to all "you people" sounds like I really wasn't all that bad... I only bought my vodka by the 1.75L bottles - THREE TIMES A WEEK!!!!!
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Old 12-16-2013, 11:54 AM
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This post made me smile and even laugh a little. but honestly it hits really close to home. All have have bought for years is plastic pints of vodka and or .750s. jeez. Focus on today right. must stay focused.
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Old 12-16-2013, 12:17 PM
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Ha! Plastic bottle were invented so drunks would stop chipping their teeth while shaking!
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Old 12-16-2013, 12:20 PM
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did you ever shake up a plastic bottle of cheap vodka?....it goes back to flat in 2 secs...amazing

i heard that's how the moonshiners would test the proof
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Old 12-16-2013, 12:23 PM
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I think of it this way. If the cashier sees someone buy a large bottle of Grey Goose once a week, he might be an alcoholic. He sees a guy come in everyday and buys a pint of the cheapest vodka, that guy is probably more likely to be an alcoholic. Plastic pints are easy to conceal and that's why people generally buy them.
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Old 12-16-2013, 12:36 PM
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I would buy pints also because I felt it was the perfect amount of booze to end the night on and I'd drink more than that if I purchased more than that.

Mind you a US pint (750) is 15 airplane bottles. Kinda sad my 'perfect' nightcap was 15 shots.
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Old 12-16-2013, 01:34 PM
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Originally Posted by Ncognito13 View Post
I would buy pints also because I felt it was the perfect amount of booze to end the night on and I'd drink more than that if I purchased more than that.

Mind you a US pint (750) is 15 airplane bottles. Kinda sad my 'perfect' nightcap was 15 shots.
If you were drinking "pints," you weren't quite as bad as you thought. A little Liquor Measure Cheat Sheet:

750 milliliters (ml) = three-quarters of a liter = about four-fifths of a quart, or one "fifth" = about 25.3 fluid ounces = about 17 "standard drinks" (defined as 1.5 oz. at 80 proof).

375ml = what is sold in the U.S. as a "pint" bottle = 12.7 fluid ounces = about 8.5 standard drinks at 80 proof.

50ml = "nip" or airline bottle = 1.7 fluid ounces = slightly more than one standard drink at 80 proof.

80 proof = a typical strength for any hard liquor, including vodka = 40% alcohol by volume.

0 = the only amount of vodka which I need to be concerned about drinking these days.
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Old 12-16-2013, 01:55 PM
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Then I misspoke because I was definitely buying 750's (a 'fifth'). I was never a big vodka drinker. I was more of a 12 pack of something cheap every night kinda guy.
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Old 12-16-2013, 02:04 PM
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Im not sure you can minimalize pints that way by saying its not that bad. It may be bad for some, not so much for others. Myself I started out drinking way more than a few pints when i was very young. Only after 20 yrs of liver torture and a million blackouts did my own body dictate that a few pints was all i could handle. Still black out just as if drinking 10 times as much. a couple, few pints of vodka a few days a week, its enough to give me painfull kidneys, swollen liver, blackouts and hangovers for three days. its enough.
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Old 12-16-2013, 02:20 PM
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opps wrong thread.. happy holidays to all
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Old 12-16-2013, 08:17 PM
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I was never embarrassed about my drinking. Pathetic I know.

Went to the same liquor store so often she'd let me write post dated checks. Always bought two handles at a time as I was petrified I'd run out.
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Old 12-16-2013, 08:20 PM
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The only people who buy pints of liquor are 100% alcoholics. There is simply no other reason to hide small liquor bottles otherwise.
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