If you drink like this? You might be a...
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If you drink like this? You might be a...
A drunk is walking along the beach when he finds a bottle in the sand. He opens it up to see if it has any booze is inside. Out pops a Genie who says "I am so grateful you let me out of that bottle, I am going to grant you 3 wishes".
"I would like a bottle of whiskey" says the drunk.
Poof! A bottle immediately appears in the hand of the drunk. He quickly drinks it down with one long swig.
"What would you like for your second wish" asks the Genie?
"Another bottle just like that one" says the drunk".
"I'll do even better than that" says the Genie. "I'll give you a bottle that can never be emptied. It will always refill itself after you drink it. You will never need to worry about it running out".
Poof! Another bottle immediately appears in the hand of the drunk. He quickly drinks it down with one long swig. The bottle immediately refills itself.
"What would you like for your third wish" asks the Genie?
"Another bottle just like that one" says the drunk".
"I would like a bottle of whiskey" says the drunk.
Poof! A bottle immediately appears in the hand of the drunk. He quickly drinks it down with one long swig.
"What would you like for your second wish" asks the Genie?
"Another bottle just like that one" says the drunk".
"I'll do even better than that" says the Genie. "I'll give you a bottle that can never be emptied. It will always refill itself after you drink it. You will never need to worry about it running out".
Poof! Another bottle immediately appears in the hand of the drunk. He quickly drinks it down with one long swig. The bottle immediately refills itself.
"What would you like for your third wish" asks the Genie?
"Another bottle just like that one" says the drunk".
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Or this...
A moderate drinker, a heavy drinker, and an alcoholic go into a bar.
A fly lands in the moderate drinker's drink, and she wrinkles up her nose in disgust, gets up, and walks away.
A fly lands in the heavy drinker's drink. He plucks out the fly and continues to drink.
A fly lands in the alcoholic's drink. He plucks out the fly and taps it on the side of his glass, yelling, "Spit it out! ALL of it!"
A moderate drinker, a heavy drinker, and an alcoholic go into a bar.
A fly lands in the moderate drinker's drink, and she wrinkles up her nose in disgust, gets up, and walks away.
A fly lands in the heavy drinker's drink. He plucks out the fly and continues to drink.
A fly lands in the alcoholic's drink. He plucks out the fly and taps it on the side of his glass, yelling, "Spit it out! ALL of it!"
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