Ya know you're a drunk when.....
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Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: Australia
Posts: 211,442
memories...
..when you mix up the 'ashtray' bottle with your new nearly full one...but you drink it anyway...
and when your household bin makes a louder noise than the bottle bank truck...
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and when your household bin makes a louder noise than the bottle bank truck...
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Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Cleveland Ohio
Posts: 290
I always wondered about this one teacher I had... I figured she was just a bit nuts... but now I have a new perspective on the situation... she would have a coffee cup all the time... and she would put a cap full of scope in her coffee cup and then top it off with coke... and actually drink it????
Then I thought it was just weird but now I wonder...
She did have good breath!
Then I thought it was just weird but now I wonder...
She did have good breath!
Illegitimi Non Carborundum
Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: Old Home Terra
Posts: 4,272
...Ya know you're a drunk when...
... You take out the garabage, and the bag only goes -clink- -clink- -clink- ...
... You stay out late getting smashed the night before a job interview, go to the job interview hungover, hit the pub again all night afterwards, AND you still get the job ...
... Your main decision on the way home from work is whether to go home to bed (because you're so tired from being hungover) or to go hit the pub ...
... You plan your route home so as to maximize the number of bars you can stop at on the way ...
... Your clock actually has a time on it marked "Drink-Thirty" ...
... When even your drinking buddies don't want to hang out with you ...
... When you know have a problem, but somehow, its okay and you just don't care ...
... You take out the garabage, and the bag only goes -clink- -clink- -clink- ...
... You stay out late getting smashed the night before a job interview, go to the job interview hungover, hit the pub again all night afterwards, AND you still get the job ...
... Your main decision on the way home from work is whether to go home to bed (because you're so tired from being hungover) or to go hit the pub ...
... You plan your route home so as to maximize the number of bars you can stop at on the way ...
... Your clock actually has a time on it marked "Drink-Thirty" ...
... When even your drinking buddies don't want to hang out with you ...
... When you know have a problem, but somehow, its okay and you just don't care ...
IO Storm
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Southern California
Posts: 18,436
Don't remember Disneyland the last time I went....
Have pictures...uuuggghhhhhhh Sorry Mickey.
Debaucher:
Pirate driving is a new classic!
Love love love all my fellow drunks!!!!!!
Hugs.
Sherry
Have pictures...uuuggghhhhhhh Sorry Mickey.
Debaucher:
Pirate driving is a new classic!
Love love love all my fellow drunks!!!!!!
Hugs.
Sherry
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Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: Murrieta, Ca
Posts: 2,683
Originally Posted by Peter 
....You know you're a drunk when......you revive the next morning after a party and desperately search the garbage and all the empty bottles in case somebody might have left some.....
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Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Atlantic City New Jersey
Posts: 63
on my horrifficly mortifying police report of an accident I dont know how I survived-.25 bal-demolished car-etc...I said to the officer-"I only had two glasses of wine..."..I said that!!!
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Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: berkshire massive..UK
Posts: 225
When you wake up with no recollection of the cousins wedding you went to the day before...and when you find out the only "bad"/"embarassing" thing you did was wet the bed , you count it as a result!
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Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: Murrieta, Ca
Posts: 2,683
Originally Posted by hope3
.......you know you're a drunk when: your slide off a
snow covered road, and your biggest concern is if
you spilled your beer. hope3
snow covered road, and your biggest concern is if
you spilled your beer. hope3
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Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Newark,DE
Posts: 404
Waking up thinking I have to cut the grass today, only to learn I had cut it the day before. (not my worst revelation, I guess, more time to drink today)
Having to fix the disaster I made of hanging our vacation pictures...with wife looking on, only to offer a lame "didn't like the way they were arranged".
Trying to decypher notes I wrote to myself of things I had to do.
Best,
S
Having to fix the disaster I made of hanging our vacation pictures...with wife looking on, only to offer a lame "didn't like the way they were arranged".
Trying to decypher notes I wrote to myself of things I had to do.
Best,
S
Follow Directions!
Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: Fredericksburg, Va.
Posts: 9,730
Cooking dinner & eating dinner and waking up the next day and not being able to remember what you had for dinner the night before even though you are the one who fixed it.
Making your children write things down and sign them because you have gotten tired of not remembering if you promised them something or told them something the day before and they take advantage of you because they know you will not remember.
Making your children write things down and sign them because you have gotten tired of not remembering if you promised them something or told them something the day before and they take advantage of you because they know you will not remember.
Member
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Concord, CA
Posts: 1,910
You hop in a van with no seats, the drivers seat being held up with two toolboxes, drive down HWY 17...which is mostly steep hills and winding turns...to Santa Cruz with your drug dealer to form a commune on a clothing optional beach with an unmedicated psychotic.
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