I never did like that old sing-a-long tune...Won't You Come Home Bill Bailey....I've added a few lyrics of my own
Won't you come home Bill Bailey,
Won't you come home,
I mourn the whole day long....
I'll do the cooking honey (not likely!!!!)
I'll pay the rent (when pigs fly!!!)
I know I done you wrong(yah right, I done YOU wrong
)
'Member that rainy evening
I turned you out
With nothing but a fine tooth comb?
Well, I know I'm to blame (ha ha ha ha ha - how's that??"
and ain't it a shame
Bill Bailey won't you please.......take your sorry butt somewhere else. :redfinger