I remember when...
.... I made a decision to get rid of the last bottle I had. It was some cheap Canadian whisky I had because the vodka brand that I normally bought was sold out. I had started a fire in our burn barrel (we live in the country, BTW) and I just tossed it in with some other trash. The bottle still had about a third left. Just tossed into the flames. A few minutes later I looked out the window to see this massive flame with black smoke pouring into the sky! Kinda made me smile a bit.