These numbers tell me that...
if you are 25 or under you don't believe your drinking will catch up to you (you are different than THAT guy over there behind the tree);
if you're older than 25 you've begun see the damage and by your 40s or 50s you've managed to get it together, or NOT; and
if you're over sixty you're either dead from drinking or you don't have time for this drinking bullsh*t!!!
Uh oh.
What the hell am I doing here?
