Pinot.
My daughter took a French class last year. If I remember right, Pinot is French for "If you drink me I will destroy your life, then kill you." (At least for me.)
I believe there's a couple of versions, like the very classy Pinot Noir, French for "If you drink me I will destroy you sooner or later."
Then there's the lesser-known, sophisticated Pinot Blanc, French for "If you drink me I will destroy you later or sooner."