I have another one --- a better one (IMO
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As of today, it's only December 1st, in other words 24 days until the next holiday. That gives one more than enough time to get through the first 8 steps, make a beginning on 9, and begin putting into practice steps 10-12 which, as we all know, will produce for anyone who does it exactly what it's produced for the past 90+ years --> RECOVERY FROM ALCOHOLISM.