Wow! This is a masterpiece and I agree, should be sticky. I related to EVERYTHING--every single one. #12 and #13 ring especially true for me. The soulless, sleepless, anxiety ridden nights, laying there dehydrated and nauseous trying to remember what you said and did in the hours before you went to bed. Wondering if it's going to be one of "those" mornings when your spouse and kids are giving you dirty looks and you have to try to connect the puzzle pieces with the blank spots of your memory while pretending you remember everything. Which always leads straight to #1 (both a and b) and again to #9.
Awesome post, thank you!