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Old 07-15-2018, 05:12 PM
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trachemys
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Q: Why do ducks have flat feet?
A: To stamp out forest fires.

Q: Why do elephants have flat feet?
A: To stamp out flaming ducks.

Q: What's grey and puts out flaming ducks?
A: Smokey the Elephant.
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