Originally Posted by
PhoenixJ 
Gilly, I have decided to fill in the empty space in this post with a series of reeeeeee-
eeeeeeally bad elephant jokes. I will start with an introductory - then begin with the main works.
What do you call an elephant that does not matter?
Irrelephant
Why do elephants wear sneakers with yellow soles?
So you cannot see them when they float upside down in custard.
What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants running through the jungle?
Here comes the elephants!
What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants running through the jungle wearing sunglasses?
Nothing; he didn’t recognize them.