Hope stuff is ok, Gilly.
now:
-Chuck Norris grates cheese with his beard.
- A man without a beard is called a woman
- Men with big beards and slicked back oiled hair? Are the Irish up to something again (I can say this- one of my ancestors was wanted by Colonial Police here- with a 500 pound price on his head...Irish, beard)
- Chuck Norris invented the beard (he is 70)
The worst thing about having a beard is being mistaken for a hipster (which at my age- would be creepy weird)
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