Whoa!! I was joking. Debbie Downer is often used as a mild, tongue in cheek thing in the U.S.
In any event, parts that I left out of the OP is that I HAVE to go down that aisle to get paper plates, which I was picking up because I had several kids at the house and did not want to break out real plates.
In any event, my post was meant to be light-hearted and a bit happy. Hence, “today is a better day.”
Honestly, some lightheartedness is good. Especially when feeling down.
In any event, Renvate, I knew what you meant, sorry for the misunderstanding.