Oh, I forgot to holler at Snuf!
As I mentioned, I gave myself a full pass on my sugar consumption for an entire year after getting sober. I'm not recommending it by any means, but you're entirely right that your immediate focus needs to be on abstinence from alcohol. It will kill you a lot faster than Skittles...
I'm certainly not proposing you toss out your pledge today; that snack list is obviously not a healthy one. But please keep your priorities clear. If a small bag of jelly beans will keep you sober, then jelly beans it is. With a broccoli chaser!
(I knew a drunk who chased down his daily 750ML of vodka with green tea, in the interest of his health. I do believe he's still alive, so hey, who knows?!)