I think the greatest danger from the AV (and opportunity) comes from this type of encounter.
AV : Been a while big boy. Bet you could get drunk on a pint and that would be that!
ME : No chance.
AV : *whimpers* How are you going to have fun without a drink tonight?
ME : Oh alright I'll just have 100 liters of the strongest cider available.
AV : ? *feel movement rising from my stomach. excitement*
ME : PSYCH!
AV : *puffs away like the tooth fairy*