Originally Posted by
CaptainHaddock 
LadyBlue and Gilmer, on the topic of corny beer add slogans, I just have to add this cheesy one that was around here in South Africa years back when I was a student (of course it had a tune to it as well):
"Nothing goes down, Goes Down, GOES DOWN, better than a Castle Lite!"
We have a beer ad currently on.... I don't remember right now what beer. But at the end, this guy goes, 'Look at your beer, now look at mine. Look at YOUR beer, NOW look at MINE.' I seem to have gotten into the habit of reciting this with him (it's on the car radio whenever I'm driving home from work) all the time. And, it really gets to me. By the time I get home, I do want a beer. Gotta stop that.