If I could have, I would have... a long time ago.
How many people do you know think they get their virginity back after a year of abstinence? For whatever reason, we alcoholics are prone to think that logic applies to our drinking.
The insane part of it is to see how quickly people revert back (and beyond) where they left off when they quit drinking. One to two weeks is pretty common from what I've seen in seven years of sobriety. You got sober for a reason, are you willing to bet your life on this "one or two beer" thing? Because that's exactly what it amounts to.