Originally Posted by PhoenixJ

Goody Lordy heavens, Kenton! English legs exposed to real air? Is such a thing possible? Does that mean a trip to Blackpool with the swimming costume for sea-bathing? Everyone knows you Brits do that- then sit in deck chairs on beaches covered in rocks with knotted handkerchiefs on your heads.
Of course there will be a special showing of punch and judy and a water-ice.

In Australia of course- all the men on the beach are blonde, 20 years old, surf, wear speedos with a diaphragm on their heads- drink enormous amounts of beer, hang around in large packs and shout out thinks like 'she'll be right! and 'no worries, mate!'.