Discussions like this are All Beast and it loves them.
What if an eccentric businessman promised you $1 million investment if you took a drink of his rare brandy?
What if you knew a nuclear war was imminent and a cold case of lager fell off a beer truck and flew onto your deck in the backyard?
What if you were stranded on an island and cold six pack washed ashore?
Fact is, these are all ridiculous situations - like someone wetting their hand and shoving it in your mouth. Which I could hardly call drinking.
As such, they are doubt, as such they are AV, as such they are Beast.
As such, they are ignored.