Ahhh...sugar...that's awesome!!
Pedestrian to chicken: "Why did you cross the road?"
Chicken: "Because I wanted to get the other side and that was my GOAL for the day. But you see- I knew if I crossed the road people would be questioning my motives...so I started to question myself too and then I was filled with doubts and "what ifs"... but then I heard the voice of an angel saying, 'DO IT ANYWAY'! So, I did it anyway and I don't care what people think!!! I wanted to cross that damn road and so I did and now it's a done deal. Don't know what I'll do tomorrow. Maybe I'll cross it again. But for now, that's what I did and if people don't like it they can kiss my fricken' beak."